Lindsay Lohan Morningside Recover Center resident
Lilo will be released from jail any day now, after her extremely harsh punishment by the California judicial system. The soon-to-be porn star actress will have 24 hours upon her release to hang with her family and friends. Now while that isn’t a whole hell of a lot of time to pop some pills and snuggle in her mama’s orange bosom, I am sure Lilo will be able to squeeze in an interview or two in that time frame.
“Spoke with Ellen DeGeneres tonight. I will miss her on ‘Idol’. She’s one of the kindest and most talented people in Hollywood!”
Ryan Seacrest, on news that Ellen Degeneres is done with American Idol
In case you were wondering, Lindsay isn’t getting any extra phone calls, extra family visits or extra scoops of greasy potatoes on her plate during chow time. Heck, she doesn’t even get a damn pillow to lay her head on or so says Dina Lohan.
Amy Fisher, porn star?
In case you missed it, Amy Fisher recently inked a deal to star in not one, not two, but FOUR upcoming porn movies. Sure, there is a strong probability that you may not care, but it looks like the Long Island Lolita may have found her calling in the land of adult video.
So what can we expect to see and when can we expect to see it?
Kara DioGuardi fired!
Oh snap! Things are really shaking up over at FOX! We told you last night that Ellen DeGeneres was dunzo and that J.Lo and her big ole’ booty was set to take her spot. But now we’re hearing that the annoying Kara DioGuardi is also dunzo…because biatch was fired!
Actress Hilary Swank is 36.
Blues guitarist Buddy Guy is 74.
Movie director Peter Bogdanovich is 71.
Singer Paul Anka is 69.
Jazz saxophonist David Sanborn is 65.
Actor Jean Reno is 62.
Blues singer Otis Taylor is 62.
Actor Ken Olin is 56.
Actress Delta Burke is 54.
Singer-songwriter Kate Bush is 52.
Country singer Neal McCoy is 52.
Actor Laurence Fishburne is 49.
Actress Lisa Kudrow is 47.
Country guitarist Dwayne O’Brien of Little Texas is 46.
Actress Vivica A. Fox is 46.
Actor Terry Crews (“Everybody Hates Chris”) is 42.
Director Christopher Nolan is 40.
Actor Tom Green is 39.
Drummer Brad Hargreaves of Third Eye Blind is 39.
Actress Christine Taylor (“The Brady Bunch Movie”) is 39.
Comedian Dean Edwards (“Saturday Night Live”) is 37.
Actress Jaime Pressly is 33.
Actress Yvonne Strahovski is 28.
Singer-guitarist Seth Avett of The Avett Brothers is 20.
Drew Carey weight loss photos
Big squishy-teddy-bear-geeky-glasses wearing Drew Carey isn’t so teddy-bear like anymore. In fact, if he hadn’t been wearing his glasses in his new weight loss photos he pretty much would have been unrecognizable.
So how many pounds did Drew take off? A big fat 70 pounds, bitches! We’ve got the Drew Carey weight loss photos after the jump.
Jennifer Lopez American Idol judge
So we don’t know who will be replacing Simon Cowell on American Idol but I can tell you that I do know who will be replacing Ellen DeGeneres.
Ok hold up…back up your booty. Yep, my friends, we’ve got a lot of catching up to do. Ellen has thrown in the towel on judging. She’s done! And while Simon’s position still remains open, Ellen’s hot spot has supposedly been snatched up by J.Lo and her ass!
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