Katie Holmes Brings In The Bucks.

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Though she may not be the best actress in the world, Katie Holmes managed to have a successful opening night on Broadway with her performance of “All My Sons”. Katie’s presence brought a sold out crowd, gaggles of reporters and Scientology protestors.

“All My Sons” was the highest-grossing play on Broadway in its first full week of previews, taking in $684,002. So, it will be no surprise to see this play take in some BIG bucks while on Broadway.

Stepford Katie spoke to People after her performance saying that, “It felt like Christmas.”

As for her supportive husband Katie added: “I was so nervous, and I saw him out there, and he made me feel so much better,” she gushed. “Every time he’s there, I just feel like it’s going to be okay.” Translation: He’s programmed me to be nervous around other people, but relaxed around him. Cool, right? And just knowing we get to eat placenta stew in celebration of my performance makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Barf.

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One Response to “Katie Holmes Brings In The Bucks.”

  1. lilhauge Says:

    You cannot help someone who does not want to help herself!!!!

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