Now that Suri is off the bottle and starting to walk on her own two feet, Scientologist Tom is thinking it’s time for some sweet Stepford sexy time with his wifey Katie Holmes.
Conner and Isabelle, Tom and Nicole’s adopted children, are supposedly longing for a baby brother. And, unless Nicole swims in the magical waters of Kannurra again, there will not be another rug rat implanted in Nicole’s vaginal canal. Plus at her old age, it isn’t exactly a brilliant idea to get preggers. The weight of the world then lies in the magic of Katie’s vagina.
A source told OK! magazine, “At 41, Nicole knows she’s not likely to have another baby. It’s obviously up to the much younger Katie to give Connor that baby brother. Katie and Tom very much want another baby [too]. There may be no better time than now for Katie to get pregnant again and absolutely nothing would make Tom happier.”
But, will Tommy’s sperm be able to swim in the right direction to impregnate Katie with a boy? Perhaps there is some sort of Scientology chant that can prep the mind and the body for the difficult task at hand?
I personally would love to see another dark-haired bowl-cutted Xenu child. Wouldn’t you?
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