Wow, talk about a Brangelina-Aniston war…and it’s getting to be a festival of nakedness. First Angelina’s milk-filled teet, then Brad’s porny guido-stache…and now it’s Jen’s turn and she takes this saga one step further by donning her birthday suit for Playboy GQ magazine. Take this as a slap in the face Angelina…your teet ain’t shit compared to Jennifer’s airbrushed birthday suit!

What’s next? John Mayer’s constipation face magnified times 10? Brad and Ange sharing a cover with strategically placed fig leaves? Oh lawdy, this is getting good!

In the January issue of GQ, Jennifer talks John (despite her ordering John to keep his mouth shut) and her trips to the Hamptons with the Jolie-Pitt brood, and her new film. Check out some of the highlights below:

Clearing Up Rumors Regarding John:

I am not having his baby. And I have not popped the question.

Honestly, did not know much about him before I met him. I’d heard … you know, uh ‘Your Body’ – that song. But what I can say is that I had no idea what an extraordinary musician he is. And it’s just great to sit and be witness to that. It’s kind of like, Whoa!

On Her Weekend Trips To The Hamptons:

The funny thing is, people don’t realize we all go away to The Hamptons on the weekends. No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…

About Her New Film “Pumas” And The Cougarlicious References:

It is so a comment on the sexual double standard, and what’s been ironic is how hard it’s been to get this movie made. Studios want it, but they are afraid of Middle America. They’d want to change it; they’re saying, ‘Oh, you can’t do that, people just can’t imagine you…

You can pick up the Jennifer GQ issue on stands this Friday.

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