Ok, this is the funniest shiznit I have heard today. However, take this news with a grain of salt with a cherry on top because it may or may not be true..but these days you just never know. Jen Aniston may just be THAT crazy.

Rumor has it that Jennifer dumped John Mayer because he couldn’t keep his hands off Twitter, her pals revealed last night. Twitter caused the relationship to fade? I doubt it, however it just may have been the last straw.

Apparently Johnny was a bit too busy to return Jen’s calls while Jen was away working. Instead of returning calls, John was busy updating his Twitter.

One of Jen’s pals said, “Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn’t have time for her and yet his page was filled with updates! Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he’d update with some stupid line. She was like, ‘He has time for all this Twittering, but he can’t send me a text, an email, make a call?’ He didn’t deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she ended things, he just said OK, and he was sorry it didn’t work out.”

Yikes! If this is true, Jen is one hardcore beotch!

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