The most famous singer (at the moment. suck it, Beyonce!) on the planet has a reason for taking some time off between her albums. The reason is that the British chanteuse is carrying a babything. Now, usually, I am not the one to get all emotional and teary-eyed over a celebrity bringing another creature into the world that is more than likely to wind up with a name that no child in the history of civilization has ever had, but for once…for once, I’m actually kuh-velling and wish nothing but the best for this amazing phenom that is forced to sing alongside some of the worst excuses for talent in modern pop history (yes, you Britney!). But I digress…
Her statement reads:
I’m delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx
Adele’s man better not do her wrong, because if he does we all will be subjected to his cheating/lying ways on her next record and what man really wants the whole world to know how he cheated?
