Adele has a Sex Tape?

Now before you freak out, there is no such thing as an Adele sex tape. It’s false. It’s nonexistent. A French tabloid has taken it upon themselves to publish some photos that they are saying are Adele engaging in some sexual acts. And now Adele is fighting back and sicking her legal team on the magazine called “Public”. In other words, that creepy looking woman on the cover with whacked out eyebrows is NOT the six time Grammy winner.

Adele’s attorneys released a statement saying, “We are informed that the French magazine Public has today published images which it claims show our client in a sex tape. Our client has not appeared in a sex tape as claimed in the article. Our client does not appear in the photographs. Such claims are untrue and grossly defamatory. Our client is taking legal action in relation to this matter.”

I feel sorry for paparazzo Jean-Claude Elfassi who sent over those images. You see that tiny little picture on the cover of that mag? According to Elfassi and “Public”, THAT is Adele. Geez, at least get the eyebrows right for gawd’s sake.

Come on people, do you actually think Adele would make a sex tape? Cripes. Let’s leave the sex tapes to talentless fame whores!

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