Amanda Bynes, involved in another hit-and-run!
Because obviously no one is safe when this trick is behind the wheel. And interestingly enough, Bynes claims to not even know she was involved in an accident.
What?!
Is she pulling the Halle Berry defense now? Or perhaps the SUVs cause temporary to permanent memory loss defense? I smell prescription pill poppin’.
According to LAPD, Bynes was not given a citation, nor was she arrested or even hurt. After reading this, I have a bit of advice for Amanda because she is obviously not doing the bad sh*t right. These are moves for an amateur. Where’s the leaked video? Where’s the public nudity? Amanda, listen to me!!!!
Heaux up or blow up!
Her peers are (crack)head and shoulders ahead of her in the game of crash and burn. To maximize your press, you need to go all out or go home. That means, if you’re going to hit a car, hit it hard. If they’re gonna pull you over, be higher than NASA. If you’re going to speak to the police, slur your speech so much that you sound like an illegal alien.
Bynes doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing! She needs to fire her publicist and find one that knows how to play the new Hollywood game.
(yes, I am available!)
