Normally, I would classify this under Save a Heaux, but that would imply that I intend to help a star in peril. But in this case…in this case?
And I say that with all due respect for all parties involved. What have you done lately that is completely fuxored? Well, as the Ike Turner of your generation, you have gone out and gotten a new tattoo. If it was just a tattoo, this would probably not be worth reporting on. But no, in true Chris Brown fashion, you have gone out and chosen to get splayed on your neck a rather sizable tattoo of what appears to be a battered woman. But no no no, we are ALL wrong, says your paid spokestrick….
“His tattoo is a sugar skull (associated with the Mexican celebration of the Day of the Dead) and a MAC cosmetics design he saw. It is not Rihanna or an abused woman as erroneously reported.”
Hmmmm. Day of the Dead? My question is this, Chris: Day of the dead for whom? RiRi? The next woman that is dumb enough to latch on to your dirtbaggy ass?! When will this f*ckery end?!
This is one of those times where I will just put it out there and let the readers bust a verbal cap in your ass. I’m extremely so over you, pop-bastard.
That is all.