Didn’t I tell you this was coming? Didn’t I warn you that the tide was turning and not in your favor very soon? Well, guess what trick? The time is here and it’s time for you to move aside and accept what your agent can’t bear to admit to your face. You are no longer Hollywood’s It Girl. Your days of being the world’s highest paid actress are severely shortened.
Enter Jennifer Lawrence.
Enter ‘Silver Linings Playbook.
Enter Best Actress Oscar.
Enter common sense.
Because although you had hits with Twilight, one can only coast on the souls of dead vampires and hairy wolves for so long. And everyone knows you did not carry ‘Snow White & The Huntsman’. That was all Charlize, baby! So now that Jennifer Lawrence has captured an Oscar and she’s in your age bracket and has her own franchise in ‘The Hunger Games’ to bask in, you can now go away with your millions, grab some soap and water, a hose, and finally scrub away the dinge at your own pace.
Thanks for playing.