The divorce between Madge and Guy was said to be ending smoothly as Guy had initially said he didn’t give a rat’s ass whether or not he got a penny of Madge’s ching. And now that the judge has awarded him some of Madge’s hard earned bling bling, Madge is burning up inside. $75 million…that’s many years of floor humping and vajay-jay gyration.
Liz Rosenberg, Madge’s longtime publicist, released a statement yesterday to the Associated Press indicating that Guy was awarded a whopping $76 million divorce settlement…one of the largest settlements in the history of divorce cases. But, today is a different story. I’m thinking Lizzy is in big trouble for divulging this information! Today a joint statement (a statement from Madge) was released:
“We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest. A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week. The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement. Our primary concern, like any co-parents, is the care and well being of our children.” Blah, blah, blah.
At any rate, we hope Guy enjoys his $76 million payout! HOLLAAAAA!!!!
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