Ashlee Simpson and her emo husband Pete Wentz finally gave birth to their baby, a little bouncing baby boy. Only thing is, in order to get the initials B-M-W, the lovely couple named their baby after a suburb in New York and a child that prances around in the jungle with red crotch-riding underwear on…one can only assume.
Emo baby Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long and came out of the womb with an emo-hawk and red scundies. How perfectly emo!
Congratulations to the happy new parents. “Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesperson told PEOPLE. And huge congrats goes out to the new grandpa, Papa Joe. We suspect Papa Joe will christen his little jungle boy with a big fat gold chain with a pacifier spinner. What a glorious day that will be!
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