This beotch just had a freakin’ baby. Halle Berry just her baby Nahla FIVE months ago and here she is strutting her stuff, showing off her post baby bod. Halle was spotted out and about shopping for a few items from Beverly Hills and the Westfield Mall in Century City.

Her partner Gabriel Aubry must have had diaper duty, as he and baby were nowhere in sight.

Girlfriend looks FABULOUS, but how UNFAIR is that for her to look THAT good after having a baby?

The babies are home! The babies are home! In a statement, the Fondation Lenval confirmed Angelina had been discharged with her new son and daughter, adding: ‘The mother and her babies are doing very well.’ The big question is, how is BRAD doing?

I wonder if Papa Brad has gone nuts-o yet. Well, I guess it hasn’t even been a night home with babies yet. I give it a month before we start seeing Brad going gray AND bald.

All we can do is give Brad our best and suggest he get himself a BIG OLE’ BOTTLE of Excedrin, for those screaming headaches.

While Heath Ledger’s final film has been the center of entertainment buzz and now breaking box office records, Michelle Williams is laying low. Since Heath’s death six months ago, Michelle has been spending a lot of time with Heath’s Australian BFF Trevor Di Carlo.

According to a source, the pair have been seen eating out together and taking strolls around Brooklyn, with Di Carlo, 29, wheeling two-year-old Matilda, the daughter of Ledger and Williams, in her pushchair.

Di Carlo’s mother Dianne has been reported in Australian newspapers as saying: ‘Michelle and he are the best of friends. It is a very special time for him to be with Matilda.’

Di Carlo and Heath knew each other ever since they were both three-year-olds in Perth in Western Australia.

The Dark Knight has so far earned $66.4M in North American gross from a record-setting wide release of 4,366 theaters. That includes the record-setting $18.5M in midnight-to-3AM shows from a smaller pool of 3,040 venues. It is right on track for selling a whopping $150 million for the opening weekend.

Wowsers. Let’s hope Matilda gets some of that money Heath is earning from this film!

A bomb scare which led to a jail house lock down.

Lock down which led to solitary confinement.

Witness of a violent seizure.

Freezing cold and denied a blanket.

After those LONG 173 minutes in the slammer, I’m sure Khloe Kardashian will NEVER misbehave again!

The ugliest sister of the Kardashian clan was sentenced to 30 days in jail after she admitted violating her probation by failing to enroll in an alcohol education class and clean up roadside trash.

Rachel Hunter is in rough shape. Not only has she gotten bumps and bruises from her gig as a performer on Celebrity Circus, she also is being accused of eating one too many jelly rolls. And, Rachel is fighting back in defense of her buffed up bod.

An angry Hunter told a source: “I don’t give a s**t. If people say that, then they can deal with the consequences because they look stupid. It (the circus photo) was taken days ago and unless I’ve done something drastic I really don’t think I look like that. That’s their problem. They’ve totally misconstrued exactly how I am.”

BAM! Don’t call Rachel fat! She’s just big boned, okay?! Get it straight, people!

Well, Salma Hayek got what she wanted. A beautiful baby. Sadly though, poor little baby’s mama and papa will not become one. Salma and Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement.

However, it can be safe to say that little baby will be clothed in Gucci Fo’ Lyfe! (Pinault is is head of French company PPR, a holding company that specializes in retail shops and luxury brands like Gucci.)

Does that mean Salma gets to keep that big honkin’ rock on her finger?

Today, Britney Spears showed up in what was her final day of court for her custody hearing vs. Kevin Federline.

It seems K-Fed came out on top, being awarded sole custody of the couple’s two sons and some extra ching!

A source close to the singer confirms she’ll (Britney) now pay Federline $20,000 a month in child support, an increase from $15,000.

Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, also demanded and received $250,000 for his work on the case, the source adds.

Britney will keep her two days a week visitation (with one overnight). IF all things go well, by the end of the year, she may have another overnight added to her visitation.

You KNOW K-Fed had a permanent grin on his face following this hearing. Kevin BE Livin’ Large Ya’ll! Let’s just hope those boys turn out okay.

Violet Affleck better enjoy her four months as an only child ‘cuz papa Ben got mama Jen sperminated.

That’s right, peeps. Bennifer II is KNOCKED UP!

Jennifer’s Alias co-star Victor Garber told Us magazine: “Yes, she is (pregnant).”

Another insider confirmed: “She is five months pregnant. They are very happy.”

I’m sure Jen and Ben were very happy that you guys spread the happy news FOR THEM. Way to go!

Congrats to the happy couple!

Kimora Lee Simmons is tapping into the tween market with her brand spankin’ new Fabulosity line. Fabulosity will be featured at department store JCPenney’s. However, don’t expect this line to be something you’d find in Miley Cyrus’ closet. We’re talking sophistication, fun, and conservative…you know, the way girls SHOULD dress.

Kimora told a source, “The Fabulosity girl is fun, fashionable and chic, but she doesn’t want to spend her last penny on something to wear,” Simmons said. “This collection is fashionable, but also affordable. The days of spending tons on clothes are gone — I mean, I still do it, but young girls can’t.”

Gotta LOVE Kimora! Kimora=Fabulous. We ADORE Kimora.

You can check out Kimora’s Fabulosity line here.

There is nobody more annoying out there right now than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Haven’t they realized that they never will be famous for music, movies, or for anything other than their lame Hills’ association…and their ANNOYING-NESS?

Granted, I do give them props for their determination. Although, there is a certain point when you should realize that you know, maybe you just SUCK!

According to a source, While Heidi is busy working on her new album, Spencer is keeping busy with a new venture as well. “A video game! That’s a big one, I just met with Ubisoft today! We are working on that, so get ready for the SPIDEY game! It is going to be wild!”

Umm…Go AWAY SPIDEY!!!

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson took their love to the next level, openly canoodling in public.

According to a source, Lohan and Ronson celebrated their “outness” with an evening out in New York City. They met Lindsay’s mom Dina and brother at a Sephora Shindig and Samantha spent the evening spinning tunes.

Stage mom and manager Dina Lohan attended the party, as well as Lindsay’s younger brother Michael.

It was one big gay family event!

I have a VERY hard time believing this. Somehow I picture Victoria in her million dollar castle with servants whom she bosses around daily…someone doing her makeup, someone painting her nails, someone styling her hair, feeding her strawberries…fanning her…the whole nine yards. However, that seems to be FAR from the truth.

Victoria told the August issue of Allure,

“I’m a normal-looking girl, and I just make the best of what I have. I’m not out-of-the-ordinary looking at all – I’m incredibly ordinary.

When I’m at home with [husband David Beckham] and the kids, I’m always in a pair of flip flops,” she told the show. “He likes me without any makeup on – just looking really natural.”

Wow. She sure makes it seem like she is a completely different person behind closed doors. In public she’s always got that nasty scowl on her face that just pierces right through you.

Victoria and her hubby attended the ESPY awards last night and as you can see, she brought that scowl along with her!

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Here we go again…yet ANOTHER actress trying to SING. Hayden Panettiere is the latest actress to attempt the whole singing gig. I’m SURE a fashion line will be next! And a perfume…and so on and so forth.

Hayden’s first single is called “Wake Up Call”. And, perhaps she will get one (a wake up call) once she realizes she isn’t any better than Lindsay or Paris.

Check out “Wake Up Call” here.

What do YOU think? Do you smell a Grammy winner, folks?

Yet ANOTHER split today in the semi-celebrity world. Z-lister Ashley Parker Angel has broken off his engagement with his baby mama Tiffany Lynn. Sad, sad, sad. Many of you are thinking WHO the heck are these people and WHO CARES, right? Well, let me ring your bell…

Ashley Parker Angel…boy band? O-Town? (Come ON…All Or Nothing? Liquid Dreams? Only one of the CHEESIEST BOY BAND videos EVER!)

Anyways…back on track…A split in the Z-List world of celebs.

Ashley is starring in the hit musical “Hairspray” on Broadway. Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane makes her debut tomorrow night in the SAME musical. Saucy. Hey, we’re JUST sayin’.

Just for S and G’s…Check out the “Liquid Dreams” video here:

Buxon model Katie Price, the UK’s version of Pamela Anderson, has released yet ANOTHER book titled “Angel Uncovered”. This is Katie’s 17th book written to date. BBC’sNewsbeat sat down with Katie to get the scoop on the latest Katie Price rumors.

ON WHICH PERSONALITY SHE IS, KATIE OR JORDAN:

I’m still both. Even if somebody wants to book Katie Price for a job, they still put me on the cover as Jordan. It just seems that both names are used…I like doing both acts.

ON IF SHE THINKS FELLOW AUTHORS ARE JEALOUS OF HER:

Totally, especially at the book awards. It’s as if I shouldn’t be there. But I’ve got a right to be there like everybody else. I think they are just jealous because my books seem to sell more than most of theirs. But I can’t help that. I obviously write good stuff.

ON HER RUMORED RENEWAL OF VOWS:

We’re definitely renewing our vows in September. I can’t wait. It’s not going to be a big glitzy do because me and Pete (Andre) want to do it for each other.

Because I got post natal depression when we got married and Pete’s really gone through a lot with me. It’s just a case of renewing our vows and continuing our love for each other.

ON WHETHER SHE AND HUSBAND PETER ANDRE PLAN TO ADOPT:

Yes 100 per cent. I watched a programme on abandoned Bulgarian children and that really affected the way I feel just because they were disabled or there was something wrong with them and people would just leave them. I just think it’s really out of order. So yes I do want to adopt a disabled child.

There you have it folks! Straight from the HORSE’S mouth!

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