Beyonce performing at the World Music Awards last night in Monaco.
Why in bootylicious camel toe would Mrs. Jay-Z Beyonce Knowles Carter want an additional million or more to share her wedding album with the worldwide public, right? Well, she should take that ching because we all want to see the album dammit. Eh, not really, but we wouldn’t turn down the offer to take a little look-sy.
However, B to the Eyonce insists she would have NEVA EVA EVA considered selling photos of her sneaky wedding to Jay-Z to any tabloid. However, the singer acknowledges that she was amazed at the amount of money that was offered.
“Now, they offer crazy money that’s just ridiculous,” she said in a recent interview, laughing. “But in the end, absolutely not. It’s so not worth it. If anything, if you wanna put something out, then put it out, not for (money).”
Yeah, right B…just wait til that baby gets implanted in your va-jay-jay by your Jay-Jay. Once you pop that baby out, you’re gonna believe you are owed millions for that huff, huff, and puffing…PLUS, that extra ching would help fund a nip, tuck, suck, and fold.
Beyonce continued rambling on about her secret wedding and how she is the sneakiest fox in all the land, “We worked really hard at keeping it private,” she said. “I’ve always been this way, and he’s always been this way, so that’s why we complement each other. We always knew that it would be private and quiet, for all the right reasons.” Well, that is all fine and dandy….BUT…
It still pangs me to see celebs with the amount of money that they do have wearing such horrific ensembles. What is up with the camel toe spandex, B? Or is that Sasha’s fashion sense?
Oh I see what she is doing here. Beyonce is using her alter-ego as her excuse for fashion no-nos and other things the angelic B wouldn’t do. Mmmmhmm. We’ve got it all figured out. B ain’t no dummy!
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