Do you want to wear a fragrance that smells like desperation, borderline talent, and questionable beauty? If so, then look no further because now you can. In another sign of the apocalypse, Gucci has named alleged actress Blake Lively the cover ho for its new fragrance Gucci Premiere.
Now, you and I know that this is the luckiest trick in Hollywood. She has a job (Gossip Girl), a hot man (Ryan Reynolds), and she even gets cast in big screen films. Surely, the word lockjaw is not in her vocabulary, because I know her knees are probably scabbed up for all eternity in her efforts to be on Hollywood’s A-list. I have issues with this like you would not believe and for Hollywood I have the phrase that pays…
Hell to the naw!
This is what Lively had to say in a statement about her new gig, “I admire the qualities of the Gucci Première woman and feel honored to represent the fragrance. It is a pleasure to collaborate with Gucci’s creative director Frida Giannini.”
Remember when celebrity fragrances actually came from bonafide stars? Now we are forced to smell like second-rate beards and reality stars. Is this what the world is coming to?
Then maybe someone should start making some celebrity drinks. I know I would wait at a bar for a Britney Vodka. Although I might never pass a drug test again!