To the man accused of stalking Blake Lively I have one word…
UPGRADE!
Seriously!?
Out of all the stars in the universe, he chooses this one to run around and chase after? Why? It can’t be for her formidable acting skills? It can’t be for her glaring beauty. It can’t be for her sexy voice! The girl sounds like she has balls marbles in her mouth when she talks, so I have to ask myself repeatedly…
WHY WHY WHY?!
According to TMZ, Lively recently got a restraining order issued against Sergei Mifle, who has made several attempts to contact the star’s mother. Mifle claims he has a “metaphysical” connection with Blake and he needs to heal her heal.
The only way Mifle can help Blake Lively out is if he is a speech pathologist, so we can finally understand what this trick is saying in interviews. And listen, we’ve all had ‘metaphysical connections’ with someone. But how do you get over that metaphysical connection when you’re sane? Order a Vodka Red Bull and move along to the next person at the bar.
