Does Anyone Have A Spoon?
So, I can gag myself with it? That’s what I feel like EVERY time I hear Paris or Benji open up their mouth. Sure, it’s FANTABULOUS that these two have hit it off so well. But, do they REALLY need to profess their love to the media EVERY time they get a chance? Good gawd, it makes me sick.
Here’s the latest profession: “Paris is my best friend. I’ve never been so happy. Nothing worries me in life anymore. When you find that best friend, that love, all your worries kind of go away,” declared Benji.
Barf.
Next we’ll be hearing how much Paris loves the smell of Benji’s farts after he eats burnt bacon and baked beans. Geez. At least make it interesting. These two are about as lame as a carnival with only one ride.
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