Tom Cruise Asks Nicole For Her Placenta.
I’m totally kidding. I am just on this placenta kick right now.
With all these celebrity babies being born…these wacky names coming out of the woodwork…windows being sealed up with duct tape…OH MY GAWD, I cannot help myself! Placenta, placenta, placentas galore!
Tom Cruise must be going into convulsions with all the placenta possibilities out there…Placenta pasta, placenta and grits, placenta on a bun…hey, maybe even placenta pie?
Tommy boy could make the ultimate celebrity baby placenta stew right now if he really wanted to…a few slabs of Camilla Alves placenta here…a few morsels of Nicole Kidman placenta there…and a little Isaac Hanson wife’s placenta just to taste…shoot, better wait until Tuesday to throw a little Angelina placenta in there as well. Ok, now that I’ve grossed myself out to the maximum…
On a lighter note, Tom did send his ex-wife Nicole enough flowers to fill an entire room. That Tom! What a guy! I’m sure that made her day. We all know WHY he did that…
Unfortunately, Nicole did NOT offer her placenta to Tom.
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Tags: babies, Camilla Alves, Isaac Hanson, Nicole Kidman, placenta, Tom Cruise
