While The Cat’s Away…
the mouse will play.
Or well…in this case the mouse-like creature resembles a cross between a moose, a rat, and a marmoset. His name? Matthew Broderick.
According to a source, allegedly the actor had a liaison with the unnamed woman from November to February while Mz. Parker was shooting the big screen film, “Sex And The City”.
Broderick’s spokesperson Simon Hall didn’t deny the allegations, telling the source instead: ‘There will be no comment.’
**Translation: We will wait to find out if this hoochie is pregnant…if she isn’t pregnant, we will DENY all sexual relations with that woman, including the sensual foot rub involving lemon juice and basil. If she is pregnant, well…we are the ultimate scum of the universe and we will decide then how we will spin the story. Ok? Thanks.
Will ELEVEN years of marriage withstand an alleged affair? I’m smelling another Uma Thurman-Ethan Hawke situation here. Anyone else getting that vibe? For little John Wilkes sake, I hope THIS isn’t true. Poor kid needs new pants ASAP.
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Tags: affair, Ethan Hawke, marriage, Matthew Broderick, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and the City, SPJ, Uma Thurman
