Katie’s Back With The Fold-And-Roll.
Katie on Monday in NYC, sporting the fold-and-roll with gladiator sandals.
You know how some actors wear the same underwear every day of their performance as to not “jinx” their fine acting abilities? Sure their butts may reek and their underwear streaked, but golly gee their performance on stage ROCKS THE FREAKIN’ HOUSE!
Well, I’ve thought about this long and hard. The fold-and-roll IS Katie’s ritual. It’s gotta be. So, be prepared peeps, if this is true…the fold-and-roll is here to stay…at least until her Broadway debut. There is no other explanation for it, unless there’s some weird Scientology rule that says when you are apart from your significant other you MUST follow the following steps:
A) wear your husband or wife’s jeans
B) fold-and-roll the pant legs to show how close they really are to you, then
C)Sprinkle salt over your right shoulder for good measure.
I’m hoping this is the ritual. I will be a little more accepting of bringing the “fold-and-roll” back. What am I talking about?
She needs a different damn ritual. This fold-and-roll is HIDEOUS.
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Tags: Broadway, fold and roll, Katie Holmes, Monday, New York City
August 15th, 2008 at 9:12 am
This is ri-dick! She needs to get a grip on reality man! Or a NEW man for that matter.