Jessica Wants To Bust Out Like Dolly!

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Whether you like it or not, prepare to see more and more and more of Jessica Simpson…only we will be seeing the country-bumpkin side of Jessica. You ready, ya’ll? Jessica is preparing for her country album titled “Do You Know” to be released September 8th. I’m not sure what it is what we are supposed to know, but the mystery of not knowing what she wants us to know is just Jessica’s sneaky way of tricking us into dishing out some dough for her pockets. (One thing I do KNOW is that Papa Joe is working behind-the-scenes developing a sneaky PR stunt to whip out at us…sneaky fox that he is…Sneaky, sneaky Papa Joe.)

Oh, and don’t be surprised if along the promotional tour you see Jessica pull some Dolly Parton’s.

Jess told a source, “Dolly is awesome! I idolize her. And she is beautiful. I would love to be just like her. I have worked with her and it was great.”

That’s ALL we need is another Dolly Parton.

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One Response to “Jessica Wants To Bust Out Like Dolly!”

  1. lilhauge Says:

    I think she should just give up her singing career! And her and Sly Fox Joe should make a reality show!

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