With all these daily rumors of the quickly blooming lesbian romance between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, my head is spinning. Earlier this week Lindsay shot down reports that she wanted to start a family with her new lesbian gal pal. Now just yesterday, Lindsay added fuel to the fire by wearing a sparkling heart-shaped ring on THE finger. Yeah, like she didn’t know that she wasn’t going to get attention for that sneaky little move. Ha! Celebs know that if you wear a ring on THAT finger, rumors are inevitable. Lindsay, Danity has you figured out!

So sorry to say this my lesbian lovin’ peeps, but Lindsay Lohan will stay Lindsay Lohan…for now.

You know what? My guess is these bitches are LOVING the attention…every little morsel of it. They probably sit around in their love shack thinking up little ways to keep the media and us other cyber geeks talking and foaming at the mouth for MORE to talk about.

Heck, they probably invite Michael AND Dina Lohan over for uncrusted PB and J snacks and include them in on the They probably all sit around in their long johns, planning out what their next media scandal should be. Oh my gawd…it just came to me. This is probably all one big HOAX…because in the end all that really matters is money, right?!!!

Lindsay hasn’t even “officially” come out of the closet yet. Maybe this is the buildup to a multi-million dollar interview and exclusive photo shoot revealing what we already know…that Lindsay is in fact gay.

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Tags: Dina Lohan, engagement, Lindsay Lohan, marriage, Michael Lohan, Samatha Ronson

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