My Message To Michael Phelps
Ever since Michael Phelps made his historic mark at the 2008 Beijing Olympics by winning 8 Gold medals, the man has been everywhere. Just last weekend, he made his tragic debut on SNL…but amidst his poor acting abilities, I can appreciate Michael as there is something about the long, lanky swimmer that has me enraptured.
The damn fool has been swimming around in my dreams for gawd’s sake! Yes, I said it and it almost seems wrong. I can’t handle it. Even his Chico’s-wearing mother Debbie made her debut in my dreams last night too! Now I’m not exactly sure why or how he got there or even how SHE got there, but it better not happen again! Three nights in a row is just too much. I’m hoping that this is just a phase and that he’ll take his skimpy Speedos and swim out of my dreams. Now, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing but love for Michael, but I’m sorry Michael, it’s gotta stop here.
So, I have just one message to Michael, take it from Billy Ocean…”get outta my dreams”!
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