Katie Holmes, The “Not So Hot” Sex Kitten.
After watching this short clip of Katie Holmes trying to seduce some poor guy for her stint on ABC show “Eli Stone”, I almost choked on my diet coke after I saw the windows in my basement start to crack. What in the placenta stew is going on here? I am warning you…turn the damn volume DOWN before you listen to this shrieking. It made my cat start howling and a ball of ear wax shoot out from my left ear. Mind you, I do clean my ears, but something about this clip made it so that I won’t have to clean my ears for at least three months.
Stepford Katie should NOT be allowed to attempt to sing and dance in a leotard with flipped-out hair ever again. Something tells me Tommy Boy had Kate rehearse this over and over and OVER again after a savory meal of placenta stew in their Scientology dungeon.
Hello awkwardness!
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Tags: ABC, Eli Stone, Katie Holmes, placenta, scientology, television, Tom Cruise
October 10th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Wow! Not cute!
October 11th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
i use to be a fan of her. now, i don’t know.
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