This Just In: Madonna Is A Beotch!
For those of you who didn’t know and who give a rat’s ass, Madonna is a beotch. I’m sorry but I totally feel sorry for Guy Ritchie in this divorce case. She’s a douche bag, he’s a douche bag. Thus, two douches equal either a perfect union or a tragic ending.
Well, all I can tell you is that this divorce is already getting nasty and the truth is coming out as Your Madgesty and One-Eyed Guy’s camps are mudslinging fools!
Not only was Madonna’s Kabbalah obsession an issue for Mr. Guy, but so was her DAILY insistence on sticking to a grueling four-hour exercise routine…so much so that Madge cut Guy OFF from the Madge Vadge! Oh the cruelty!
According to a source, Madonna’s strict regime reportedly meant the couple went for 18 months without making love. When they did find time to make love, it was like ‘cuddling up to a piece of gristle’, Ritchie is said to have told friends.
Yikes!
So what does Guy think about Madge’s buff bod? Well, Madge is alleging he would tell her that she really should give up the live touring and that she looked like a…wait for it…granny….!!!
Wowsers! Can you believe the low blow!?! GRANNY!!!! This is gonna get real bad.
Madonna, on the other hand, Madonna has rambled on to a friend,
“I’m totally devastated that Guy’s turned out to be such a gold-digger. I thought we’d been on a spiritual journey together for the past ten years — but obviously I was wrong. He’s just after my money. I’ve worked my ass off for the last 30 years to get what I have, and now this gold-digger wants to take it from me. Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned. Well that’s exactly what Guy is doing. He hasn’t earned a penny of it, yet wants to take, take, take.
He keeps upping his demands — he just wants more, and more, and more from me. It’s unbelievable.â€
Wowsers. Stay tuned for the war of words to unfold…
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