A-Rod To Seal The Deal
Are you thinking that the A-Rod-Madge affair didn’t happen? Well, bitches, it’s time to start snapping out of your denial funk and face reality. Even if it wasn’t physical, you can bet your booty it was an “affair of the heart”. What a difficult time for Madonna, this big divorce and all. So, what better way to deal with the tragedy of a divorce than to spend some time speaking with a REALLY good friend?
Poor Alex knows that this is a difficult time for Madonna, especially as she has children and the fact that he went through the SAME ORDEAL just a few months back.
Apparently the RIGHT answer in helping out his REALLY good friend is by purchasing a penthouse just a few blocks away from the pop superstar in NYC. Ummm yeah. THAT should make everything alright.
A source said, “He thought this was the best way to be close to her without being too intrusive. He is completely into her and willing to be patient while she sorts everything out. All he cares about is just being close to her,” a source added.
In addition, Rodriguez has also promised a gift to Madge and her vadge of a his-and-hers gym complex near her Manhattan apartment. What a perfect gift! We all know how much Madge LOVES to work on building up her pipes!
Wow. What a great friend she has in A-Rod! That is just the person she needs to hang out with now to help mend her broken heart. Pffffft.
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Tags: Alex Rodriguez, divorce, Guy Ritchie, Madonna, marriage, penthouse
