Bridget Marquardt Says Goodbye To The Mansion.
Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson made their move out of Saggy Balls’ Mansion in October and now finally, Bridget Marquardt has decided to pack her bags and hop the next Greyhound bus to the nearest brothel. (we kid) We know it’s been an emotional experience for Bridget to know that her 15 minutes of fame have basically come to an end. I’ve been crying uncontrollably all morning long. In fact, my coffee cup is filled with salty tears of sadness. Ughhhh…but it’s good to know that Bridget is okay or at least she hides it well.
“I was actually thinking about it for awhile,” Marquardt told Us Weekly on Friday. “It’s unrelated to Holly and Kendra moving out. Hef and I have a really special relationship. This all has nothing to do with my feelings for Hef. I care about him very much. It’s just a good time for me to become my own person. I just finished packing most of everything late Tuesday night. It was actually really emotional for me to be standing in my room. It was completely empty.”
Translation: I feel so bad that I let Hef go and broke his heart. Gawd, I hope he’ll be okay. I can’t believe he’s already taken in some 20-year-old hoochie mama twins. I guess that’s his way of coping. It really sucks that now I have to buy my own food, my own clothing, and pay my own rent. My gawd, it is horrible!
So how does Hef feel about Bridget making the big move out? “Hef was encouraging me. He said, ‘You can do what you want, do what makes you happy.’”
Of course he was encouraging you, girl! DUH! He’s got some much younger replacements to change his poo poo diapers and to rub on the Ben Gay.
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Tags: Ben Gay, Bridget Marquardt, Greyhound, Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner, Kendra Wilkinson, Playboy Mansion
January 12th, 2009 at 8:54 am
Hugh=pew!