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She’s Married, Bitches!

Alright peeps, I know you have waiting for this pic. The Fergie Ferg-Josh Duhamel wedding photo. Hot? Not? Lovely lady lumps?

Fergie and Josh had to have gotten some big ching for their wedding details and photos as US Weekly has released an EIGHT page spread. Fergie revealed to US that her wedding to Josh was “magical” and “ethereal.” Let’s hope this beotch wasn’t smoking some wacky toe-backy because I quite frankly have never in my life heard someone refer to their wedding as “magical” or “ethereal”. As for Josh, he says the big day was all about small details that “incorporated both our personalities.” And what kind of man says that? Wow. If that was the best quote my fellow Midwestern boy could pull out of his slightly hungover lips of love than I am slightly saddened.

US Weekly claims that Fergie wore not one, but “two one-of-a-kind Dolce & Gabbana dresses and Jimmy Choo shoes for the big day.” Wow, diva much? Perhaps one was to accentuate the lady lumps and the other to focus on the humps. Hey, you never know!

On a more serious note…

Fergie was so happy to have finally sealed the deal with Josh that she shouted from the rooftops, “I’m married, bitches!”

My kind of girl!

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4 Responses to “She’s Married, Bitches!”

  1. SexyFemaleModels Says:

    Is Fergie pregnant?

    SexyFemaleModels´s last blog post..Paris Hilton’s official website spreads virus

  2. lilhauge Says:

    Wow, she needs to learn the word C-L-A-S-S . . . class-ilicious!

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