Unbeweavable Britney has been in NYC promoting her new single “Womanizer”. But, don’t you doubt for a cheeto-rific minute that the Britster isn’t going to take some time to smell the roses while she’s there y’all. Despite hoards of people preventing Brit from doing a little shopping yesterday, Britney got smart and landed a hot police officer to escort her to the play “In The Heights” on Broadway last night. Sounds like fabulous fun!

But, not is all cheetos and fraps in Britneyland…

While the Britster focuses on her come back, her lawyers are working overtime to prevent scumbag Adnan Ghalib from selling that sex tape that supposedly exists. While Adnan claims it exists, Brit had once said it doesn’t exist. Hmmm.

In the case that it DOES exist, we learned from a source that said,

Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour.

In any case, we hope it doesn’t hit the Internet. I mean, really..who wants to see a pink-wigged-under-the-influence Britster eating Cheetos off Adnan’s ding dong?

Not I! That is, ya know…IF such a tape even exists.

You remember that scum bag paparazzi freak Britney hung around during her pink wig days? Well, Adnan Ghalib has come out of hiding to announce he has a sex tape for sale.

According to Britney’s ex-douchebag, there IS a Britney sex tape and he’s willing to sell it if the price is right.

Adnan told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”

Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Yeah, ‘cuz a sex tape isn’t selling the Cheeto-rific pop star out. What’s next–a book? If Britney’s own mother sells her out, it’s pretty much a given that a paparazzo boyfriend would sell the star out.

It is a real shame that the Britster moved into that mansion. See what that HOUSE has done?

Do you remember Britney’s ex paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, the greasy hair gelled freak? Well, he’s been out of Britney’s life for a few months now…thank gawd…and it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to know he was in that Cheeto-lovin’ chicks life for the fortune and the booty calls.

Now before you all start freaking out, he IS still alive. It’s just that now he is out of Britster’s life, he’s been getting some major death threats over a rumored sex tape that he is apparently trying to sell. The video is said to have been made during the couple’s romantic trip to Mexico last year.

Adnan told a source, “I have had many calls about it from all over the world. In light of the constant calls about the sex tape and threats, I’m taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile.”

WHAT?!!! A break?!!!! Please don’t go Adnan. I don’t know how we are going to be able to deal without you. I am completely devastated. Err…not really.

You KNOW he’s sitting by his phone just waiting for a phone call for that multi-million dollar offer.   What a snake!