This may not be the five million dollar bra Adriana Lima was privileged to wear just weeks ago, but this is THE Miracle Bra by Victoria’s Secret. And, if this Miracle Bra can really create miracles and make me magically look like a voluptuous vixen ready to pounce, then by all means, sign me up for one or maybe even two!

You can see more of Adriana on December 3rd as she takes part in the annual fashion show put on by Victoria’s Secret. The show will also feature Lima’s co-workers Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr and Marisa Miller.

For the remainder of the month, Danity Donnaly will hold its FIRST ever contest. How exciting, right? I know you are all jumping up and down right now…but sit down, my friends. Let me give you the details then you may resume being jump-licious.

From now until the end of the month, for every comment YOU make to ANY blog entry, you will have the chance to win a T-shirt from our friends at Crooked Monkey.

Why Crooked Monkey? Ummm….cuz they rock….AND their humor is ridiculously amazing…kind of like ours. We see a piece of ourselves in them. ‘Nuff said.

Danity will be keeping score on how many comments you make. Once the clock strikes midnight on the last day of the month, Danity will throw all of the entries into her fedora hat and draw TWO winners. How simple is that?

You make 100 comments…you have 100 chances to win. So, comment on, peeps. Win yourself a FREE t-shirt.

To check out Crooked Monkey’s witty and fabulous creations, visit Crooked Monkey here.

Celebrities are doing their part in this year’s very critical election by participating in the “Declare Yourself” ad campaign. The campaign’s platform is said to “shock” young voters and hopefully inspire them to get informed and vote.

Marc Morgenstern, executive director of the Declare Yourself campaign, explained: “These images, while incredibly unsettling, are extremely compelling to today’s young adults. With less than 40 days left until the national election, we deliberately chose vivid and startling imagery to break through and underscore the grave consequences of not voting and in effect muzzling oneself.”

Basically, vote or don’t bitch about the outcome.

So, the question is…so these ads “inspire” you to get off your duff and vote?

So perhaps posting a Billy Ocean video is a subtle way of saying, “Hey, you’re cool. If I was single, you’d be mine.” Or perhaps it is one of the cheesiest things I’ve ever done. And it’s okay…I can be cheesy…it’s who I am. I took the Seduction Quiz on Cosmo UK and found out exactly what I thought…I’m a subtle seductress. That’s me…Miss Subtle, alright.

Sometimes you just need a quiz to verify your hunches, if that makes any sense. Take the “Are You A Maneater?” quiz at Cosmo UK and see what kind of seductress you are. (Sorry fellas, you are on the receiving end of this one, but you can still visit Cosmo UK for some really cool gifts for your gal pal or you can check out the site together…ya know some special couple bonding time.) It’s all in good fun…plus while you are there, you can enter a few super cool contests. In case you didn’t know, it IS Seduction month. Mmmhmmm. So, get your sexy self over there and enter to win the following super hot prizes:

*Burlesque classes and tickets to a show
*A luxury dinner for two with Toptable
*A night in a hotel in Brighton with your very own private bar and cinema
*Access to a Ferrari for the day- the ultimate adrenaline rush!
*perfume
*Pole dancing lessons
*and lots of Benefit make-up up for grabs!

Someone has to win, so it might as well be you!

Ummmm, yeah those burlesque lessons look REAL good about now. I need something a little smoother than a Billy Ocean video…not that there is anything wrong with Billy Ocean. It’s just that Billy is so 1980’s.