No wonder why these two have a hissy fit when referred to as the unified “Brangelina”, created by using the first part of Brad’s first name and the second part of Angelina’s first name. These two bitches may in fact be MARRIED! Yep. Big shocker? Not so much.
Apparently, Brad’s “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” co-star Taraji Henson was at the Palm Springs International Film Festival when she let the cat outta the bag about Angie and “her husband” Brad and what a great family they are. She even offered to babysit the kids! Ummm, someone has a big mouth and knows how to flap it!
“I already told your husband [I'd babysit],” Taraji told Angie at the Los Angeles movie premiere. After she realized what she said, she paused and added, “Life partner” then repeated, “husband.”
Trying to lighten the subject, Taraji then shifted gears to the success of “Benjamin Button” and Brad’s Golden Globe nomination. “I think he should win it; he was incredible in the film.”
But I would find it odd that they WOULDN’T share this story with the press, as they have shared every other story of their lives. Or maybe they feel their union is the one thing they wanted to keep secret at least for one hot minute?
And how understandable! He’s with one of the most gorgeous women in the world…Brad better behave himself and say all the right things, dammit! Brad is no dummy!
W Magazine loves the Jolie-Pitts…so much so that Brad now graces the cover. Is there something we don’t know here? Do Brad and Ange secretly own this shiz? I wouldn’t be surprised.
And what seems to be a “naturale” photo of Mr. Pitt on the cover, it is refreshing to see some lines and aging on this man. Forty-five years old? Yep, I see it. Traumatic divorce and saucy affair? Yep, I see that too. But, Brad begs to differ.
“What people don’t understand is that we filmed for a year. We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful.”
“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created. We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be. That’s life, man. That’s life.”
Very eloquent and careful wording there Brad. Two thumbs up! I’m sure Ange will be proud!
Stay tuned next month when Brad and Angelina’s nannies are pictured on W serving up Ange’s ta-ta milk to the magical twins in a bottle made of gold.
Could it be for just one hot minute that Jennifer Aniston, whom the majority of us label as “desperate”, was trying to be the opposite of “uncool”?
Well, if you didn’t know Jennifer’s movie “Marley And Me” and her ex Brad Pitt’s film “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” BOTH premiere to the public on Christmas Day. Talk about a competition of the exes! Woot, Woot!
At any rate, the juicy-ness ensues as today it was leaked that Miss Jennifer has been terrified sick of
walking the red carpet alone for her movie’s premiere…as in…she doesn’t want to look like a fool without someone on her arm, like Brad has fox-licious Saint Angelina.
An insider said: “She did not want to be single when her movie opened.”
So with that being said, when Jennifer had broken up with John, Jennifer’s assistants were working overtime to try to find Jen a replacement date to join her on the red carpet for her movie premieres.
But then as you all know…John came back into the picture. Once Jen and John reconciled, the bid to find Jen a date was axed.
So could it be that Jen IS trying to mask the fact that she really IS “uncool”? Hmmm…chew on that!
The big premiere of Brad’s latest flick “The Case of Benjamin Button” (which I’m dying to see) went down last night in Los Angeles with Brad and his guido-stache making their presence known. Saint Angelina was Brad’s arm candy for the night, while Brad’s mom and pops were along for the ride.
Some other unlikely stars attended the event, with Jennifer Lopez and her trout pout stealing the spotlight. (What the deuce was she doing there anyways?)
Click for more pics of Brad, the stache, Angelina and other stars at the premiere and on the red carpet. (more…)
Last night was a fantabulous night for big Brangelina fans as Saint Angelina joined her Mr. Lovah Lovah and his guido-stache on the red carpet for his new film, “The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button”.
“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”, which also stars Cate Blanchett, was filmed in New Orleans in 2006 and 2007. I personally cannot wait to see this flick and Oscar buzz is already generating for Mr. Pitt for the role he plays as a man who begins life as elderly and grows younger with time.
Brad told a source, “It’s a gorgeous, gorgeous film. It’s a film that makes you want to hug your kids and call your folks.”
Well, unfortunately peeps, it looks like the baby watch is over. Angelina wore a tight-fitting white dress that was accenting her angelic ways rather than a bumpy midsection. But, don’t worry…it won’t be long…
Rumor has it that Brad and his guido-stache sneezed on Saint Angelina’s trout pout and one of her eggs got fertilized. Yep…again.
InTouch magazine broke the news that Saint Ange and Brad are preggers once again, which has forced the stick-like figure to come forward with the big ‘ole denial. You knew that was coming. If you recall, when InTouch broke the news of the messiahs being conceived last year, Saint Ange denied the pregnancy despite sporting a belly the size of a basketball.
InTouch claims that the actress announced the happy news to a waiter in a London restaurant after he tried to pour her an alcoholic drink.
However, Geyer Kosinski, Angelina’s voice, told Usweekly.com the claims are “not true.” So, is Saint Ange really pregnant again or is this just one of those big fat rumors? I guess the belly won’t lie.
I hereby declare from this day forward a Saint Angelina Belly Watch.
For those of you who haven’t seen “Wanted”, you are missing out on getting a glimpse of Saint Angelina’s tiger tattoo…and her derriere. We’ve already seen a baby hanging off her breast, so apparently Jolie thought it was time to break out the buns!
Angelina got the tattoo, which spreads along her back and over her rear - in 2004 when she was in Thailand. Miss Jolie is said to have 13 tattoos TOTAL.
Click after the jump to see Jolie’s backside tattoo.
No, no, no…The Saint of the World is not pregnant again. The woman JUST gave birth to twins a short time ago for gawd’s sake. And no, no, no she’s NOT leaving her love partner Brad Pitt because of Jennifer Aniston’s “uncool” jab.
However, Saint Angelina has announced that she plans on bowing out of acting to stay home with her 3949458 kids. It should come as no surprise to anyone especially because her love for her children is apparent.
When interviewed by the BBC while promoting her new film, Changeling, Angelina revealed that she would not be acting for much longer. Boo. Sad, I know.
Asked in the interview whether she thought the possibility of her looks fading could affect a lengthy career, Jolie said: ‘I don’t think about it much because I don’t plan to keep acting very long.’
‘I’m ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day. So I’m not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever.
I think it’s nice, I’ve had a time to tell stories and be able to be successful enough to tell the ones I want to tell, and (to) earn some money at the same time is great.
But everything comes in seasons and, you know, I hopefully won’t be needing to do that later in my life in any way.”
However, she could pull a Michael Jordan and come back for one hot minute.
Asked if she had given herself a cut-off point when she no longer wanted to be an actress, Jolie said: “I don’t think I’ll ever say I’m never ever going to work because maybe there’s that interesting project where I feel creative - but certainly I think now I haven’t worked for a year.
“I’ll work for a few months in February. I won’t work again probably for another year. So maybe it’ll be once a year and maybe it’ll be once every three years and just naturally - I like being home a lot these days.”
My prediction is within 6 months, the Jolie-Pitt brood will have yet another child added to the mix. From which country? THAT is the tricky question.
Watch out, peeps. Shiznit is about to get ugly. Brad Pitt’s panties are in a bunch. Yes, it’s been four years since the Pitt-Aniston traumatic divorce. However, Saint Angelina set herself up for trouble when she PUBLICLY admitted she fell in love with Pitt on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith…which as you all know at that particular time, Brad and Jennifer were STILL MARRIED.
Four years later, Jennifer spoke to Vogue dubbing The Saint “uncool”. Because Jennifer Aniston took a small jab at The Saint Of The World for stealing her husband from her, Brad is furious.
Let me tell you one thing Bradley…paybacks are a beotch!
A source close to the Pitt-Jolie camp told columnist Bill Zwecker that the couple were ‘totally thrown’ by her remarks, thinking she had ‘moved on and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.’
Zwecker commented: ‘One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ‘uncool’ Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in Mr & Mrs Smith.
‘But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.’
I say they end this feud once and for all. How about a group hug?
The pearly white gates of the high heavens unfolded the wings of Saint Angelina and released her to attend the Hollywood Film Festival Awards Gala where she was to sprinkle her angel dust on the man who worships her most…Clint Eastwood. While Clint Eastwood received honors from his fellow A-listers, Saint Angelina shocked the attendees with her surprise entrance.
In fact, Ange’s fellow Hollywood stars gasped in shock of Jolie’s presence. I mean, wasn’t she just in Afghanistan on a humanitarian mission? Ummmm yeah she was peeps, but remember, this is Saint Angelina…she can be here, there, anywhere in just a click of her heels and a sway of her wand.
Making the honorary presentation to Eastwood, Angelina granted her worshipper more power to be saying, “There are some people in this business that are icons, and we often wonder if, when we meet them, they’ll live up to what we imagine them to be. And Clint Eastwood in person is even better. Clint is what every great director should be. He is a great leader. And I certainly would follow him anywhere.”
Clint turned the compliment around in praise of St. Angelina’s perfect parenting skills and her flawless beauty. Clint then knelt down on the floor in front of Angelina and kissed her angelic feet and opened his mouth while Angelina sprinkled her magic pixie dust onto Clint’s tongue. Well, no that didn’t really happen, but pretty damn close!
Instead, Eastwood praised Jolie saying, ‘Working with someone like Angelina Jolie is a great privilege, because you get to look on that gorgeous beauty every day, And she’s a great talent.”
(Eastwood directed Jolie in the movie “Changeling”.)
Oh yeah, he forgot to mention how perfectly perfect she is.
