Not only has Tiger been busy winning championships, he has been busy with sexy time too! Tiger announced some very exciting news on his official website.

“This has been a year of contrasts,” Woods, 32, began. “I had a solid start to the season, won the U.S. Open in an exciting playoff, and then unfortunately had to shut it down after successful knee surgery.”

Continued the athlete: “And now, I have some wonderful news to report. Sam is going to be a big sister. Elin and I are proud to announce that we are expecting our second child in late winter.”

Good for him! See, Tiger is good at more than just golf!

Side note: The couple have a one-year old daughter named Sam Alexis.

Technically, I guess his new wife, Brooke Mueller is. It was just his sperm that was used to…well, geez…you know how it happened.

In a statement, Sheen spoke about Brooke, “She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she’ll be an amazing mom.”

And Sheen is quietly hoping for a son after fathering three daughters, adding, “Unless I bat 100 percent, perhaps a boy awaits us.”

I’m happy for these two, but I can almost bet there is one person who is not thrilled. Ummm yeah. You KNOW Denise Richards is about to flip!

God Bless Brooke. Holy crap that woman is a saint. (She either really really loves Charlie or she is loving that raise per episode he’s getting for “Two And A Half Men”. Either way, she’s in the middle of drama and dealing with some real shiz.)

Sporty? Sparky? Snooty? Snotty? Geez, I can never remember which Spice Girl Mel C. is. She always looked kind of scary to me. Anywhos, the beotch is reportedly knocked up.

A friend close to the star told the Daily Mirror: ‘Melanie is over the moon at the prospect of becoming a mum for the first time.

‘The girls are so pleased for her and have said they’re only a phone call away to pass on any parenting tips.

‘Melanie loved being around their kids on the band’s recent tour and is delighted she’s now one of the gang.’

Mel C is the only Spice Girl without a child. The pic above must have haunted her like no other….let me rephrase that…”inspired” her to knock the boots and get ‘errrrr done.

Congratulations to Mel C. and we can’t wait to see your little spicy rug rat 9 months from now!

Uma has been enjoying a little R and R with her Swiss billionaire fiancee Arpad ‘Arki’ Busson. And, more power to her! Uma was spotted on a yacht enjoying the sun’s rays and the fabulous weather.

It looks like she also may have chowed down an entire cheesecake and a few cream-filled jelly rolls.
Nothing like a day on a yacht, lying around with a fabulously bloated belly. LOVE those days. Not a care in the world.

Or…maybe…just maybe…there may be a little Busson on the way? No…

Could there be? We’re up for a belly watch!

Congratulations to Nicole Kidman’s BFF! Naomi Watts and her partner Liev Schreiber are expecting their second child…this just 10 months after giving birth to their first son Alexander. Girlfriend doesn’t waste ANY time! Rumor has it she is already in her second trimester. Congratulations to Naomi and her man!

Meanwhile, BFF Nicole Kidman and her hubby Keith Urban are expecting their rug rat any day now!

Supposedly this beotch is already 8 months pregnant. Ummm…hello? At least we can tell she is pregnant now, but good grief…how unfair is it for Nicole to look like THIS EIGHT months pregnant. Has she gained maybe, what, seven pounds?

Four pounds baby, one pound ta-tas and the other 2 distributed amongst her swelling cankles? Maybe?

Good for her though to have the energy at 8 months to hit the gym! I’d be sitting on my fat booty eating Haagen-Daaz, taking naps, and watching Oprah.

of her dress!

Four months pregnant Ashlee Simpson-Wentz looks like she is enjoying her new pregnant body, putting her ta-tas on display. Hey when you go from A cup to a C cup, why not flaunt what you got! Go on with your bad self, girl!

It was a whirlwind of a wedding with Mariah and Nick Cannon only dating a couple months before tying the knot just a couple weeks ago.  And, now is she pregnant?

It was rumored that Mariah and Nick wanted to start a family, but perhaps they got started a little early? Maybe it’s the lighting, but girlfriend looks like she has a little paunch. Or perhaps she just got done eating some fried chicken.  In any case, we’ve got our eyes on that belly.

Mariah is in Japan for the Japan MTV Video Music Awards. She picked up the award for MTV Video Vanguard Award. (The award is given to musicians who have had a profound effect on the MTV culture.) I’m sure Nicky was along for the ride and to furnish some canoodling for the superstar diva.

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Settle down people! Hold onto your panties, diapers, scundies…whatever it is you call an undergarment covering your booty. Contrary to what everyone else have been reporting, Brangelina have NOT yet had their $6 million babies.

According to a source, Jolie’s rep told People, “Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France.”

There also have been no confirmation if the twins were girls and what they plan on naming the two little pipsqueaks.

So…Relax. Take a few deep breaths.  It still could be weeks before these beautiful lil’ babies are even born.

BELLY, that is.

Amy Winehouse may look like she’s 4 months pregnant, but she’s not. That’s just a pot belly from hanging out in the jungle and snacking on june bugs…and then throwing them back up again. Artist formerly known as Amy Winehouse looks malnourished and looks to be making a transformation from human being to jungle woman.

This situation gets stranger by the minute…