Rihanna has pissed the Brits right off by bailing on her scheduled appearance on the X-Factor finale. Oh, oh! With her last minute bail, the chaos surrounding her decision has heightened with the contestants having to re-work their performances. And it’s said that Beyonce has become Riri’s replacement performer.

A source said, “It’s been a real mess up. Song choices have been changed and Alexandra has had to re-work the way she performs to fit in with Beyonce. Brian Friedman has had to re-choreograph the dance routines which has seen contestants in floods of tears, they are getting confused and working late into the night.”

“Rihanna told bosses she had to rehearse for her tour in the States and didn’t have time for the X Factor, but only told them yesterday morning.”

Though Rihanna’s camp has a different story. “She was never confirmed for the X Factor. She was only scheduled to fly in for the Jingle Bell Ball and the Royal Variety Performance and was always going to be flying back to the US today.”

So instead of some “ella-ella” action, the Brits will be forced to get fierce with Miss Sasha. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no-no!!!

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Beyonce finally unveiled this other side of her that she refers to as “Sasha Fierce”. Apparently Sasha has been hiding deep within Beyonce’s being and erupts usually while she is on stage. Ok, so I’m guessing it is safe to assume that Sasha Fierce is the girl that frequently performs seizure-like dance moves, prissy hand jives, and flippin’ her hair like she just don’t care. Yes?

See Beyonce’s inspiration below:

This whole alter-ego situation is really throwing me off though. Let’s just hope it doesn’t end up the way Garth Brooks and his inner rock star broke out in 1999. Do you remember that shady character Chris Gaines? That was just freaky. You KNOW Garth had a few screws loose when he brought out Christopher and tried to head bang his way to alter ego success.

So why the name change for Mrs. Jay-Z? B told a source, “When I’m onstage I’m aggressive and strong and not afraid of my sexuality. The tone of my voice gets different, and I’m fearless. I’m just a different person. It’s a way for me to differentiate what I do onstage from who I really am - It’s a way for me to not lose myself, to keep my life in perspective, because it’s really hard sometimes to stay on earth when you’re a celebrity.” In other words, it’s a way for her to be slutty on stage without feeling guilty. I can just see it now…Beyonce ho-ing up the stage in ass-less chaps and caked on makeup….”Oh, that was SASHA. NOT Beyonce.” Pffft.

For Beyonce’s sake, I hope she doesn’t fall flat on her face.

Beyonce performing at the World Music Awards last night in Monaco.

Why in bootylicious camel toe would Mrs. Jay-Z Beyonce Knowles Carter want an additional million or more to share her wedding album with the worldwide public, right? Well, she should take that ching because we all want to see the album dammit. Eh, not really, but we wouldn’t turn down the offer to take a little look-sy.

However, B to the Eyonce insists she would have NEVA EVA EVA considered selling photos of her sneaky wedding to Jay-Z to any tabloid. However, the singer acknowledges that she was amazed at the amount of money that was offered.

“Now, they offer crazy money that’s just ridiculous,” she said in a recent interview, laughing. “But in the end, absolutely not. It’s so not worth it. If anything, if you wanna put something out, then put it out, not for (money).”

Yeah, right B…just wait til that baby gets implanted in your va-jay-jay by your Jay-Jay. Once you pop that baby out, you’re gonna believe you are owed millions for that huff, huff, and puffing…PLUS, that extra ching would help fund a nip, tuck, suck, and fold.

Beyonce continued rambling on about her secret wedding and how she is the sneakiest fox in all the land, “We worked really hard at keeping it private,” she said. “I’ve always been this way, and he’s always been this way, so that’s why we complement each other. We always knew that it would be private and quiet, for all the right reasons.” Well, that is all fine and dandy….BUT…

It still pangs me to see celebs with the amount of money that they do have wearing such horrific ensembles. What is up with the camel toe spandex, B? Or is that Sasha’s fashion sense?

Oh I see what she is doing here. Beyonce is using her alter-ego as her excuse for fashion no-nos and other things the angelic B wouldn’t do. Mmmmhmm. We’ve got it all figured out. B ain’t no dummy!

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Mama Tina Knowles and Queen B worked their little booties off yesterday at prestigious Bloomingdale’s as they launched the latest collection of Beyonce’s House of Dereon fashion line.

Apparently music, an alter-ego and movies aren’t enough for Beyonce. However, it’s good to see B putting her designer mama to work. No free hand outs from B! Hell to the no! I must admit Tina is looking mighty foxy, giving her daughter B a run for her money. Work it mama!

A little history for all you history buffs out there…

The name Dereon was inspired by the maiden name of Beyonce’s grandmother Agnèz Deréon, whose married name Agnèz Beyincé inspired the singer’s first name. See the connection there? Mmmhmm.

You can check out more of B’s House of Dereon line here.

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Ever wonder why Beyonce’s hair always looks so fabulously perfect? The answer? Wigs and LOTS of them. A friend of Mrs. Jay-Z told a magazine, “The majority of them are custom-made from real hair and she’s probably got $1 million worth of stunning wigs.” But don’t fret…once B has had enough of the wigs, she donates them to those who need hair. What a woman.

FOUR MONTHS LATER!!! But…I actually do not think Beyonce “intended” for us to see her wedding ring. Every other time, Beyonce has been seen with her hands in her pants and doing the “rock-away”. Don’t hide your symbol of love away from the cameras.

Have no shame, girl!

Or so the rumors say…

There may have been a reason for the rushed rooftop wedding for Beyonce and Jay-Z. Many sources are reporting that a little Bey-Bey is on the way! There hasn’t yet been a confirmation on the nuptials by the power couple, so I highly doubt you’ll hear a confirmation of a bey-bey.

So, keep your eye on the belly because I’m afraid that is the only way we’re gonna know if the rumors are true!

It’s officially time for BELLY WATCH!  Holla!

According to a Scarsdale Town clerk, Jay-Z and Beyonce did bring their marriage license back signed and sealed making their union LEGAL.  “Yes, we did receive it back,” Scarsdale Town Clerk Donna Conkling said. “We do have public information on our marriage applicants, and that’s one of the things we can confirm.”

The couple have yet to confirm or deny any reports of their union.

We want to see the bling!!!