Once a douche, ALWAYS a douche. Blake Fielder-Civil is the prime example of a douche. In fact, if you look in the dictionary next to the word “douche”, you should see a picture of Wino’s idiotic soon-to-be-ex-husband. (At least, we are hoping for the latter.)

After failing a drug test WHILE at rehab, loser boy Blake is now back behind bars and could very well remain there until early 2010. Yep. A source told the UK tabloid, The Sun, “If he had stayed in prison rather than taking the rehab option he was set to be released at the end of the month. He’s blown it.” Ya think?

After realizing he would be returning to prison, Fielder-Civil is reported to have rushed to his wife’s hospital bedside to beg her to forgive him for turning her into a crack whore. After their evening together, he is said to have turned himself into the police. Bye bye, Blake.

Ok Amy…it is now time for the big “D” and I don’t mean douche or Dallas. Now is the time to get YOUR life back together without this idiotic freak being a part of it. Think of all the new material Wino would have to write about musically!

Blake’s prolonged incarceration could be THE saving grace for Wino.

Perhaps fate is keeping Cracky and her trophy husband Blake Fielder-Civil from seeing each other?

Yesterday, Amy packed an overnight bag, some cigarettes and her weave mice to visit her rehab-residing hubby Blake. However, Miss Cracky didn’t leave her home early enough to make it to the Life Works rehab center in time for visiting hours. THAT SUCKS!

Knowing she would not make it in time, Amy decided to hop in a taxi to try to make the reunion happen anyways. However, just after FIVE minutes of cruising in the cab, Amy must have told the cabbie to bring her back home. I’m sure her little weave mice were NOT happy campers…all dressed up and nowhere to go.

The mother of Amy’s goddaughter Dionne Bromfield told a source, “I don’t think Amy’s going to leave the house today. Things aren’t going great between [her and Blake] at the moment.”

Next time she needs to maybe go sans the eyeliner or start caking on that shiznit a lot earlier! I hope she fed those weave mice some special cheese when she got home.

Maybe today Wino will make it to the rehab center on time?

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REHAB.

Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse’s winner of a husband, actually wasn’t supposed to be released from the slammer until next month, BUT…because he agreed to attend Life Works Rehab Center, he was able to flee the coup. What fabulous news for those in the UK!

Amy Crackhouse should be proud. Her whacked out hubby Blakey is out of jail and spending a stint in rehab. There’s just one small problem…Blake expects his wife to foot the bill. Ya think Amy is gonna want to part with her cotton candy money? Ummm, I think not.

Anycandyflossmaker, since the Blakester was released from Edmonds Hill prison on Wednesday, he has been looking mighty pale and rough, with his arms covered in red scars. Ewwwww. But despite his frail appearance, Blake managed to flap his trap to the media yesterday saying, “I’m doing really well, great to be out. Feeling happy.”

Amy, however, was NOT present to greet Blake upon his release as she had no clue that he was even getting out.

Hmmm, are Amy’s friends and family finally keeping her away from that bad, bad string bean man?

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He’s still on a leash, but after 27 months of being locked up in a hole in the wall, Amy Winehouse’s winner of a husband, Blake Fielder-Civil has been released from jail. I’m so happy I can hardly contain my joy. Not. Apparently Amy felt the same way I did as she was nowhere to be seen upon Blake’s release.

Blake has been sent straight to rehab as part of the terms of his release.

Amy Winehouse sure isn’t showing any signs of slowing down on the party circuit. And, her devotion to her hubby seemed to have come to a halt as she was MIA at Blake’s BIG hearing today!

The big slime ball Blake received 27 months in the slammer…that would be two years plus three months for you peeps horrible at math. Geez that sure sucks to be him, that is for sure! (Even though he still has access to drugs and pen and paper, he’ll be higher than a kite declaring his love to his fellow female inmate.)

So, now I’m wondering…will Amy still sport the Blake barrette? Or, is their marriage doomed?

Amy Winehouse made it to Nelson Mandela’s concert to perform. Thank gawd. Things were getting a little iffy there when she was a no-show at the photo call. But, she made it…

Red Blake barrette in her rat’s nest…check.

Tight mini dress…check.

Caked on makeup and bronzed skin…check.

Amy Winehouse delivered an acceptable performance and showed guests that despite having early stages of emphysema, she does STILL have her voice.

According to a source, Amy couldn’t resist substituting words into the finale Free Nelson Mandela song. Instead of singing the lyrics Free Nelson Mandela, she sang, “Free Blakey my fella.”

A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do, I guess. What she SHOULD do is get rid of that loser husband of hers! But, who am I to know.

And, the plot thickens…

Even though Blake Fielder-Civil (Amy Winehouse’s hubby) is rotting in jail, he still manages to get into mischief. Apparently, Blake has seen the papers with pics of Amy and knows she’s hanging around Pete Doperty. (doing drugs and doing the nasty with Pete) And, well…he’s freakin’ pissed!

According to The Sun, one of Blake’s cell mates who recently got out of the slammer, came forward with a story about Fielder-Civil…stating that Blake wanted to HIRE him to beat the crap out of Doherty.

We were sitting in my cell and he said, ‘If you get Doherty for me I’ll give you 20,000 pounds.’ He kept saying, ‘Can you arrange it?’ and telling me to get some guys to his house. He knew the address. He said, ‘Amy’s obviously sleeping with him.’

He knew I used to be a doorman and knew some tough people. He said he wanted him smashed to pieces.”

If Blake ever gets out of jail, there is going to be one big brawl! And…it ain’t gonna be pretty.