No wonder why these two have a hissy fit when referred to as the unified “Brangelina”, created by using the first part of Brad’s first name and the second part of Angelina’s first name. These two bitches may in fact be MARRIED! Yep. Big shocker? Not so much.

Apparently, Brad’s “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” co-star Taraji Henson was at the Palm Springs International Film Festival when she let the cat outta the bag about Angie and “her husband” Brad and what a great family they are. She even offered to babysit the kids! Ummm, someone has a big mouth and knows how to flap it!

“I already told your husband [I'd babysit],” Taraji told Angie at the Los Angeles movie premiere. After she realized what she said, she paused and added, “Life partner” then repeated, “husband.”

Trying to lighten the subject, Taraji then shifted gears to the success of “Benjamin Button” and Brad’s Golden Globe nomination. “I think he should win it; he was incredible in the film.”

But I would find it odd that they WOULDN’T share this story with the press, as they have shared every other story of their lives. Or maybe they feel their union is the one thing they wanted to keep secret at least for one hot minute?

And how understandable! He’s with one of the most gorgeous women in the world…Brad better behave himself and say all the right things, dammit! Brad is no dummy!

W Magazine loves the Jolie-Pitts…so much so that Brad now graces the cover. Is there something we don’t know here? Do Brad and Ange secretly own this shiz? I wouldn’t be surprised.

And what seems to be a “naturale” photo of Mr. Pitt on the cover, it is refreshing to see some lines and aging on this man. Forty-five years old? Yep, I see it. Traumatic divorce and saucy affair? Yep, I see that too. But, Brad begs to differ.

“What people don’t understand is that we filmed for a year. We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn’t mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn’t. I’m very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful.”

Ok, so maybe Jen is the one who is “uncool”?

“Listen, man, Jen is a sweetheart. I think she got dragged into that one, and then there’s a second round to all that Angie versus Jen. It’s so created. We still check in with each other. She was a big part of my life, and me hers. I don’t see how there cannot be. That’s life, man. That’s life.”

Very eloquent and careful wording there Brad. Two thumbs up! I’m sure Ange will be proud!

Stay tuned next month when Brad and Angelina’s nannies are pictured on W serving up Ange’s ta-ta milk to the magical twins in a bottle made of gold.

Source: W Magazine

Jennifer Aniston can now say, “Take that Bradley Freakin’ Pitt…you ain’t all that and your shiz does stink! Ha!” Despite Oscar buzz, Brad’s flick “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” took third place after peeps dished out some dollars at the box office this weekend after Christmas. Jen’s corny comedy “Marley & Me” took the top spot giving Jen a reason to celebrate. Check out the Top 10 movies and their grosses for the box office this past weekend.

1. “Marley & Me,” $37 million.

2. “Bedtime Stories,” $28.1 million.

3. “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,” $27 million.

4. “Valkyrie,” $21.5 million.

5. “Yes Man,” $16.5 million.

6. “Seven Pounds,” $13.4 million.

7. “The Tale of Despereaux,” $9.4 million.

8. “The Day the Earth Stood Still,” $7.9 million.

9. “The Spirit,” $6.5 million.

10. “Doubt,” $5.7 million.

Source: Media By Numbers

Shiloh, Pax, Zahara, Vivienne, Knox, Maddox, Betsy, Betty, Saint, Cliff, Margie, Eddie and all you other Jolie-Pitt children, listen up. I hope to gawd you aren’t expecting that corvette or that Fisher-Price Loving Family Dollhouse this year because I hate to break it to ya…Santa isn’t coming. In fact, he’s going to zoom right past your chateau this holiday season. Yep. I really don’t think he wants to go through the hassle of getting past your 1902934 security guards who populate your estate. Those guys are FIERCE and are no force to be reckoned with!

No, no, no…it’s not that you haven’t been naughty, by any means…it’s just that you have too much shit! Being a part of the Sainthood that you are, you best realize right now that you can’t always get what you want…as long as Papa Brad’s in control of Santa’s sleigh.

This year, you are making your own shit! It’s about to get all Martha Stewart in the Jolie-Pitt chateau this year. HOLLA!

Papa Brad dished to Hello! magazine about his holiday gift giving idea and his craftiness…

“So we have gifts, but we try to keep the money spent to a minimum. The rule is that everyone’s got to make something for someone else, you got to put time into it. We do exchange gifts, although we don’t feel any pressure to make them big or expensive gifts.”

Well, that just sucks. Screw yarn, paper, glitter and markers. If I was Brad’s kid, I’d be asking for a Ferrari, Rock Band 2, a trip to Hawaii, a Jimmy Choo ‘Ring’ Patent Leather Hand Bag and an Elmo Live doll so I could sell it on eBay. So much for my idea for wanting to be adopted by these two anymore!

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Could it be for just one hot minute that Jennifer Aniston, whom the majority of us label as “desperate”, was trying to be the opposite of “uncool”?

Well, if you didn’t know Jennifer’s movie “Marley And Me” and her ex Brad Pitt’s film “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” BOTH premiere to the public on Christmas Day. Talk about a competition of the exes! Woot, Woot!

At any rate, the juicy-ness ensues as today it was leaked that Miss Jennifer has been terrified sick of
walking the red carpet alone for her movie’s premiere…as in…she doesn’t want to look like a fool without someone on her arm, like Brad has fox-licious Saint Angelina.

An insider said: “She did not want to be single when her movie opened.”

So with that being said, when Jennifer had broken up with John, Jennifer’s assistants were working overtime to try to find Jen a replacement date to join her on the red carpet for her movie premieres.

But then as you all know…John came back into the picture. Once Jen and John reconciled, the bid to find Jen a date was axed.

So could it be that Jen IS trying to mask the fact that she really IS “uncool”? Hmmm…chew on that!

Angie’s said her peace and Jennifer threw in her two cents. Now it’s Brad and his guido-stache’s turn to speak. Brad Pitt opens up to Rolling Stone magazine about his new film “The Case of Benjamin Button”, fame and life with six rug rats. Here are some of the highlights:

His Excuse For Having Only A Few Really Successful Flicks:

I got lost in the wilderness of fame a bit. There are all of these opportunities you’re supposed to be taking. And I got really discombobulated.

On What Drives Him Crazy:

I get enraged when people start telling other people how to live their lives. It drives me mental. This Prop. 8 thing just drives me mental.

On The Election:

I went down to Grant Park (Chicago), because I was doing Oprah the next day. I walked home from the park to the hotel, which was a half-hour walk. And I could walk freely — no one was interested in me at that point. People were weeping and hugging. The sense of elation in the streets — it was great. That was such a turnaround for us. We captured the original definition of America again.

On His Favorite Action Flick:

Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Because you know… six kids. Because I fell in love.

On Why He Thinks Fighting Is Overrated:

Angie and I do not fight anymore.

What occurred to me on this film, and also with the passing of her mother [actress Marcheline Bertrand in 2007], is that there’s going to come a time when I’m not going to get to be with this person anymore.

I’m not going to get to be with my children anymore. Or friends, people I love and respect. And so, if we have a flare-up, it evaporates now.

You can pick up the Guidostache issue when it hits newsstands this Friday.

Source: Rolling Stone

The big premiere of Brad’s latest flick “The Case of Benjamin Button” (which I’m dying to see) went down last night in Los Angeles with Brad and his guido-stache making their presence known. Saint Angelina was Brad’s arm candy for the night, while Brad’s mom and pops were along for the ride.

Some other unlikely stars attended the event, with Jennifer Lopez and her trout pout stealing the spotlight. (What the deuce was she doing there anyways?)

Click for more pics of Brad, the stache, Angelina and other stars at the premiere and on the red carpet.
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Last night was a fantabulous night for big Brangelina fans as Saint Angelina joined her Mr. Lovah Lovah and his guido-stache on the red carpet for his new film, “The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button”.

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”, which also stars Cate Blanchett, was filmed in New Orleans in 2006 and 2007. I personally cannot wait to see this flick and Oscar buzz is already generating for Mr. Pitt for the role he plays as a man who begins life as elderly and grows younger with time.

Brad told a source, “It’s a gorgeous, gorgeous film. It’s a film that makes you want to hug your kids and call your folks.”

Well, unfortunately peeps, it looks like the baby watch is over. Angelina wore a tight-fitting white dress that was accenting her angelic ways rather than a bumpy midsection. But, don’t worry…it won’t be long…

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Rumor has it that Brad and his guido-stache sneezed on Saint Angelina’s trout pout and one of her eggs got fertilized. Yep…again.

InTouch magazine broke the news that Saint Ange and Brad are preggers once again, which has forced the stick-like figure to come forward with the big ‘ole denial. You knew that was coming. If you recall, when InTouch broke the news of the messiahs being conceived last year, Saint Ange denied the pregnancy despite sporting a belly the size of a basketball.

InTouch claims that the actress announced the happy news to a waiter in a London restaurant after he tried to pour her an alcoholic drink.

However, Geyer Kosinski, Angelina’s voice, told Usweekly.com the claims are “not true.” So, is Saint Ange really pregnant again or is this just one of those big fat rumors? I guess the belly won’t lie.

I hereby declare from this day forward a Saint Angelina Belly Watch.

Watch out, peeps. Shiznit is about to get ugly. Brad Pitt’s panties are in a bunch. Yes, it’s been four years since the Pitt-Aniston traumatic divorce. However, Saint Angelina set herself up for trouble when she PUBLICLY admitted she fell in love with Pitt on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith…which as you all know at that particular time, Brad and Jennifer were STILL MARRIED.

Four years later, Jennifer spoke to Vogue dubbing The Saint “uncool”. Because Jennifer Aniston took a small jab at The Saint Of The World for stealing her husband from her, Brad is furious.

Let me tell you one thing Bradley…paybacks are a beotch!

A source close to the Pitt-Jolie camp told columnist Bill Zwecker that the couple were ‘totally thrown’ by her remarks, thinking she had ‘moved on and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.’

Zwecker commented: ‘One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ‘uncool’ Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in Mr & Mrs Smith.

‘But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.’

I say they end this feud once and for all. How about a group hug?