Last night in London, Foo-Fee Foo Fee’s luvah luvah Brigitte Nielsen debuted the results of her on-screen plastic surgery magic. She does in fact FINALLY look her age. Before, Brigitte looked as if she had been to hell and back, around the block and on the corner more than a few times.

44-year-old Brigitte is so far the Queen of reality shows, so what is next for the peroxide princess?

Well…u ready for this?

Brigitte plans on taking it all off again for Playboy, as she did 20 years ago. Ummmm. Who said any of her plans had ever been good choices? Not I, said the celebrity gossip blogger.

Ok, people get your head OUT of the gutters. It’s NOT what you are thinking for gawd’s sake.

Bridgitte Nielsen is an old bag and an attention whore. She proved that is true by stooping to the lowest of low and got a boob job live on television. And, if that wasn’t enough, Bridgitte went ahead and got liposuction as well!

The sad part here is that 2 MILLION GERMAN viewers tuned in to watch this hot mess get her surgeries done! Come ON people! I would have much rather watched re-runs of Full House and you all know how much I adore Bob Saget and Dave Coulier. Errm. Not.

Now, if Flava Flav would have showed up, THAT would have been worth tuning into. I absolutely LOVED the show “Strange Love”. Has that made it to DVD yet?

Let’s HOPE this hot mess doesn’t do anymore reality shows.