The VMA’s are always full of surprises. Last year, Britney offered us a comeback that instead of cheers, she got jeers and a WHOLE YEAR of ridicule. Let’s face it…dancing around on stage with a big belly full of Cheetos hanging out was a nightmare in itself.

This year…we all KNOW she’s going to be there. She’s filmed the promo. She’s been nominated for a couple video awards. The big question is, after a year of getting medicated and a few successful small screen appearances, will she attempt VMA Comeback number two?

I’m guessing she either opens the show or closes the show. Brit knows that ANY performance would be better than last years! We’ll have to wait until September 7th to find out!

By the way, I’m kind of digging the wavy weave.

The Britster must be running low on cash as she now can be seen on the cover of Ok Magazine whoring herself out AND her two sons as well. Sad, sad, sad.

The disappointment here comes when you find out Britney doesn’t reveal anything too juicy to the gossip mag at all…like what really happened with Sam Lufti, where Adnan is and if she still has sexy time with him…you know, things we WANT to know. Instead, she dishes out how she felt about her baby sister Jamie Spears’ pregnancy and how she would feel if her boys became involved in the entertainment industry. Boo.

So what does she say you are DYING to know?  Here are the HIGHLIGHTS of the interview, if you can call them that.

About her boys being involved in the biz-nass:

I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to. I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.

(You mean like, be able to eat Cheetos and drink Frapps until they came out their ears? And, hold onto mommy’s cigarettes while she smokes it up like a chimney?)

About Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy:

I was shocked a little bit.  She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.

(But secretly you KNOW Britney wanted her little sis to have a baby boy. Those MUST be some good drugs she is on.)

About her new album:

I think it is more urban.  I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room… This is my best work ever.

(Britney, at the piano?  Huh?  Am I missing something here?  Perhaps she bought a piano that she sits at to pretend she’s playing, because I didn’t think Brit knew how to play anything other than “Mary Had A Little Lamb”…and even THAT is stretching it.  If that is the case…this album is gonna SUCK!)

Yawn.

Hey look, ya’ll! Britney hand crafted her very own necklace and she didn’t even have to call up Martha Stewart for advice and that’s a “good thing”. Who’d of thought?! Britney looked proud sporting her creation as she strolled through Lisa Kline boutique for some retail therapy.

However, I think she may have forgotten her oldest son’s name…isn’t it supposed to be Sean, NOT Preston? Oh, well…at least she tried, right?!

Looks like she remembered to wear a bra too, even though it is VISUALLY PAINFULLY obvious (white under black, if you didn’t notice)…oh well. We keep on saying it…

BABY steps…

Kevin Federline took some time off from diaper duty to get his swerve and mack on. K-Fed showed up to the Madden NFL 09 video game launch last night solo…no kids…no date. However…one familiar face was there to keep Britney’s ex-husband company throughout the night. Don. Don. Don.

I present to you, BABY Mama Number One , ya’ll…Shar Jackson.

According to a source, the two boot knockers were partying side by side at the same VIP table, and were acting “like a couple” while everyone else was playing xBox.

Now, if it wasn’t for BRITNEY, neither of these two would be semi-famous and they both would be sitting at home playing xBox on their 13″ television and eating Ramen noodles from a dog dish…instead of attending this D-List event.

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Los Angeles Superior Court commissioner Reva Goetz ordered in court today that Britney Spears will remain under her father’s care until the end of the new year.

However, 2009 may ring in the New Year in control of her own biz-nass. But that remains to be seen. Everything depends on Britney’s improvement.

On another important note, remember that Sam Lufti freak? Yeah, he’s STILL forbidden to have ANY contact with Britney, per Britney’s request.

THAT is double good-ness for Brit Brit in ONE week. Baby steps, girl. Baby steps…

Those video cameras seen taping the Britster busting some dance moves with a mystery male (while in Mexico)may be part of what we could see on the boob tube. Yeppers, Britney may be coming to reality television.

According to a source, “Britney’s bodyguards and other staff members have been told to carry video equipment with them wherever they go so they don’t miss a thing. Whether Britney is high or low, feeling happy or sad, the cameras are there catching it all.

Britney thinks a new reality show is just the thing she needs to help her kick start her career and prove to her fans she has put her recent troubles behind her.”

A little gyration with Madonna on Madonna’s Sticky and Sweet tour…a new album and a possible reality show? Hmmm…

Just as we thought would happen…and you KNOW the ratings would be sky high on a Britney reality show! Whether you’d like to admit it, you’d have yourself a little look-sy.

C’mon…you KNOW you would watch it!

*If this is TRUE, let’s hope Britney explains this picture of her little boo boo playing with her cigarettes! Yikes!

Britney Spears is ready to partay! After closing her custody case with her ex-hubby K-Fed, Britney jetted off to Mexico to celebrate one less burden lifted off her shoulders. No screaming kids to worry about…no ex-hubby to face…just a quiet peaceful weekend with pals and her babysitter, Papa Jamie.

Fun Times!

What’s up with the video camera, girlfriend? Just taping some beautiful memories or do we have another “Chaotic” on our hands?

Everyone enjoys a happy ending to a story. MOST people with a heart do. Britney Spears has been THE train wreck story of the decade and believe it or not, I actually WANT to see the Britster put on her engineer hat and re-board that train! Choo! Chooo!

The former pop princess has rumored to be up in a studio recording some new shiznit . What is even more amazing is that her FANS (yeah, I said FANS…I know, I didn’t know she had many left either) nominated her for an MTV VMA. And, most recently Britney has been seen going to the gym more than 3 times a week.

Girlfriend is on the right track and we’ll see…just MAYBE she can earn back her crown or most importantly, her SANITY.

Well, peeps. You can all breathe a sigh of relief. The Britster is BACK in the studio preparing for what will be her fifth studio album and a second attempt at a comeback. LATE last night, Brit Brit was seen leaving the Edmonds Tower (as in Kenneth Babyface Edmonds) recording studios in Hollywood.

Now, IF she is working with Babyface, this could be WAY better than her previous attempt. We shall see.

No, this picture wasn’t taken in 1999. Your eyes are not deceiving you!

Britney made a very rare public appearance last night amongst other famous peeps like Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Jim and Jenny hosted the fundraising event in efforts to raise money for research for children with autism.

And amazing enough, Britney did her hair, her makeup, AND actually dressed like a celebrity with money…rather than a greasy hick-lookin’ geek off the street. Good for her! It’s about freakin’ time! There really is hope for this beotch. Let’s hope Amy Winehouse is taking notes.

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