Archive for the ‘Bun In The Oven’ Category

Mel C. Is Bumplicious.

Friday, December 5th, 2008

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Melanie Chisholm, aka Sporty Spice, was seen out with her lovely lady lump during a night out at the ballet in Covent Garden to see the English National Ballet’s Sleeping Beauty. I am TOTALLY loving the maternity wear. How cute are those little leggings!

Girlfriend is getting set to pop out her little rug rat come early this year. Also attending the event were Lily Allen, Simon Cowell’s ex Terri Seymour and Dannii Minogue.

Here is a pic of a few members of the “Sleeping Beauty” cast photographed with X-Factor’s Dannii Minogue. And by golly, it appears as if someone else is sporting a bump too! Wowsers!

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Image Source: Rex Features

Pregnant Man Preggers Again.

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

“Thomas Beatie, the controversial ‘pregnant man’ who gave birth to a daughter earlier this year, reveals to Barbara Walters in an exclusive interview that he is pregnant again with his second child.” Woot, woot!

Old Man Costner To Become Papa Again.

Friday, October 17th, 2008

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They already have a one-year-old son, Caden Wyatt and now Kevin Costner and his trophy wife Christine Baumgartner are expecting ANOTHER child.

Kevin’s rep confirmed the news to Star magazine and a friend of the couple stated, “Kevin and Christine are ecstatic. They feel so incredibly blessed right now as everything in their life is perfect.”

Ummmm yeah. You KNOW Christine is secretly screaming of joy inside. If things don’t pan out with old man Costner, she’s got some big bucks in the bank! Smart, smart woman! I mean, congrats to the “perfect” couple!

Katie Holmes To Design Denim?

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

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Katie and her perfect little Scientology-spawn hung out in NYC, strolling the streets and even stopping for an ice cream treat. Katie must be celebrating the news of her very own denim line? Now, I don’t know about you but with the fold-n-roll potato-sack jeans Katie has been sporting around lately, this fashion line has already tanked and it hasn’t even launched yet.

A source tells Star magazine, “She’s designed four prototypes and hopes to debut her collection at Neiman Marcus.”

So, not only will the denim be fuglier than fug, but they will cost you your first born child PLUS 393948498 dollars. Ummmm…no thanks.

Naomi Watts Has Everything Under Control.

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

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She’s still got about two months to go before she pops, but Naomi Watts has quite the clever way to keep that baby under control. Belt it up! Naomi ain’t no dummy…can’t get nothing past her…unless of course you are her boyfriend Liev Schreiber.

On Saturday sneaky fox Liev hosted a surprise 40th birthday party for his partner and gave her the birthday present to last a lifetime.

According to a source, Liev reportedly gave Naomi a brand new Mercedes-Benz Bluetec - an eco-friendly luxury sports utility vehicle (SUV) which isn’t officially available until the end of the month.

I wonder how on gawd’s green earth he pulled that one off? Even Brad Pitt doesn’t have that kind of power. Damn!

Despite recently admitting he wasn’t a fan of parties (which I am sure was his “cover” for Naomi’s surprise party), Liev decided to throw Naomi a big bash because ’she loves a big party’. Mmm hmmm. Let me tell you something. I am sure she’ll be having a big ole’ party when that baby comes out. Girlfriend looks uncomfortable!

Image Source: BIG

Firestone Baby In The Oven.

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

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Somewhere in Chicago or beyond, reality show loser Jen Schefft is kicking herself. Why, oh why didn’t she get knocked up by millionaire Andrew Firestone? She would have been sleeping on wine-flavored money and pooping out grapes. Not only that, she’d be a baby mama that would be receiving some pretty sweet child support payments. But, she snoozed and she lost.

Andrew Firestone is now married to some chick named Ivana (yes, as in Ivana-hump-a-lot) and now just shortly after they married, they announce to the world (People magazine) that they are expecting their first child. See! Ivana is no dummy!

Congratulations to the happy couple!

Jen Garner Is Loving Lunches.

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

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And she should, damnit! She’s eating for two…or perhaps three? We all know how that water in Hollywood has been lately…celebs popping out twins like it’s their freakin’ job.

Now that the news is official, Jennifer Garner ain’t shying away from the press. Girlfriend is loving it! Lunches here, meetings there….there’s no slowing down Ben Affleck’s honey. Jen’s most recent outing was a lunch date with ex-co-worker Victor Garber.

The duo hit up Orso Restaurant for a meal before heading to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles for a baby check-up on Monday.

Wonder if Ben and Jen know if it will be a girl or boy celebrity rug rat?

My guess is they probably HAVEN’T…I mean, Victor hasn’t filled us all in yet! Victor, we need the scoop!

Minnie Driver And Her Love Child.

Monday, August 11th, 2008

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Could Minnie Driver be using her baby’s mystery papa as a publicity stunt? I know, what a horribly horrendous thing to do, right? I don’t even know if Papa Joe Simpson or even Madonna, the “Queen of Media Manipulation” would stoop to that level…okay, maybe MADONNA would…girlfriend has no shame. And well…maybe Papa Joe would too, for all we know. He is kind of a slimy sneaky fox like that. But, would you expect that from innocent Minnie Driver? Well, you’d be surprised. The quiet, innocent ones are USUALLY the ones to look out for.

It is obvious Minnie’s career as an actress died like TEN years ago…and her singing career is like Shaquille O’Neils rapping career…it pretty much never happened. So, out of desperation to get some decent movie roles, do you think Minnie would go out on a limb here and order up a pity party? Heck, are we even sure there IS a baby in that belly? Or perhaps, she’s trying to play up the missing-baby-papa in order to hopefully gain more attention and earn more money off baby’s first photo shoot? There are so many possible scenarios here…

That sneaky Minnie. I always knew something was fishy about her. It really IS all about the money, isn’t it?!

Day Four: Fold And Roll.

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

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It’s like “Groundhog Day” with Bill Murray, only it’s Katie Holmes.

Here’s Katie on her way to her Broadway rehearsal for “All My Sons” with what looks to be the same pants…same daunting depressing look on her face…and once again, the “fold and roll”.

Ok, so it’s been three days since she debuted her new cut, her baggy pants and her love for the “fold and roll”…but if TOMORROW she dons the SAME look, I’m calling the FASHION police. No millionaire mama should wear the SAME pants FOUR days in a ROW…at least I HOPE they aren’t the same exact pants. That would just be…

SAD. I will blame Tom for this!

Image Source: Wire Image

Sure There’s NOT Two?

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

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Gwen looks like she is ready to pop any day now. Gwenny Gwen Gwen was spotted out and about doing some last minute baby shopping in Los Angeles. Hmmm…”nesting” much? We can’t wait to see the new addition! I’m sure she can’t either!