Archive for the ‘Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Category

The Day Catherine-Zeta Got It All Wrong.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

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Did Catherine Zeta-Jones lose her makeup artist? Either Cath’s makeup artist quit, got fired, or SHOULD be fired. Because her face just went to shit. Gotta love REAL pics like this. It’s good to know that these celebrity bitches look just like us under all those layers of makeup.

Catherine Zeta-Jones attended a gala event in New York last night looking like she just rolled out of bed after a late night of boozing. Oh well…everyone is entitled to an “off” day right?

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Poopy Pants?

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

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Tonight, Catherine Zeta-Jones and her hubby Michael Douglas showed up to the Grand Opening of the MGM Weekend Celebration at MGM Grand at Foxwoods Resort & Casino in Connecticut. Yeah, THE small state of CT. That is pretty damn cool for CT’s economy.

But, come on…Let’s cut to the core here. What is up with Michael Douglas? He looks like he’s amongst the living dead! Does anyone else notice that perhaps he should be wearing some Depends? I’m seriously afraid he is going to poop his pants any minute now. My gawd, he looks like he is 90 years old!

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