Archive for the ‘Charlie Sheen’ Category

Be Careful What You Wish For!

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

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Charlie Sheen better be prepared for some late nights and lack of sleep TIMES TWO. Not only has Charlie announced his pregnancy with new wife Brooke Mueller, but he has JUST confirmed that his super sperm has produced TWO fetuses.

Charlie told Ok! Magazine, “I’m truly blessed. I’m already the proud father of three beautiful daughters, and I’m delighted that they’ll now have two little brothers. Life doesn’t get any better than this.”

Congratulations to the happy couple! I’m sure Denise is thrilled. Not.

Charlie Sheen Is Preggers.

Monday, August 25th, 2008

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Technically, I guess his new wife, Brooke Mueller is. It was just his sperm that was used to…well, geez…you know how it happened.

In a statement, Sheen spoke about Brooke, “She’s the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she’ll be an amazing mom.”

And Sheen is quietly hoping for a son after fathering three daughters, adding, “Unless I bat 100 percent, perhaps a boy awaits us.”

I’m happy for these two, but I can almost bet there is one person who is not thrilled. Ummm yeah. You KNOW Denise Richards is about to flip!

God Bless Brooke. Holy crap that woman is a saint. (She either really really loves Charlie or she is loving that raise per episode he’s getting for “Two And A Half Men”. Either way, she’s in the middle of drama and dealing with some real shiz.)

Charlie Sheen Wants To Make More Babies.

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

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Charlie Sheen sure made a quick leap into marriage with his new woman Brooke Mueller. After a bitter divorce with now ex-wife psycho beotch Denise Richards, I’m surprised marriage was even in the cards for Sheen again. This is Sheen’s 3rd marriage.

Rumor has it that the couple are trying to have a little pipsqueak together, with Sheen hoping for a little baby boy. So, perhaps there already is a bun in the oven?

In any case, let’s hope Charlie signed a good pre-nup this time around.