With a last name like Church, you’d think you’d have written your name enough times to almost be brainwashed to act like a well-behaved young lady.

Eh. Guess that WASN’T the case. Last night, Charlotte was joined by Jason Donovan on her Channel 4 chat show when they began talking about castrated dogs. Nice topic. Charlotte went on to say, “If I want five dogs without balls, I’ll buy “Girls Aloud”! (Charlotte is referring to the girl’s group “Girls Aloud” that apparently accused her of stealing “their” sound.) Oh no, she dih-ent!

Awwww, c’mon Charlotte! I WANT to believe that Charlotte is that wholesome girl next door and I blame this open-mouth-insert-foot comment on the hormones. Next time, there is no forgiveness. Sorry, C! It isn’t NICE to insult castrated dogs like that!

Sorry to burst your bubble, but there is NOT going to be another “Knocked Up” movie…unless there is something I don’t know about. In any case, I doubt Katherine Heigl would agree to that shiznit anyways. She’s too GOOD of an actress these days for that. Ehhh. Whatever.

I’m talking about Charlotte Church here. This is Charlotte’s blog entry, NOT Katherine’s. So there! Moving on…

Former hardcore partier Charlotte JUST gave birth nine months ago to a bouncing baby girl. And, NOW …Charlotte is PREGGERS again!

Charlotte and her boyfriend either do NOT believe in birth control OR Charlotte’s man Gavin Henson has some super-sperm that needs to be put under wraps. Let’s just hope Charlotte doesn’t turn into a Michelle Duggar (mother of soon-to-be 18 children). We’d then expect to see a she-mullet and I’m not so sure Charlotte could pull that off.