Who gets dressed up to go to a petting zoo? Christie Brinkley does, ya’ll. You just NEVER know when someone will be taking your picture. And, who cares really? Christie does what she wants. I mean, if I won a big divorce case like Christie did, I’d smile, be happy and visit petting zoos too!
Just a week after it started, it’s now over. The nasty divorce trial is a done deal between Christie Brinkley and her sex-addicted ex-husband David Cook.
According to reports, The former couple reached a settlement in the early hours of Thursday morning following intense negotiations. Thank gawd!
Details of the deal are expected to emerge today. Team Brinkley!
UPDATE: Christie was awarded all the property and the children, while David received $1 million in cash. Looks like Christie has got it made! Cook obviously didn’t want anymore aspects of his sexual life to erupt to the surface. As if ENOUGH hasn’t already! Yikes.
Christie Brinkley testified in court on Thursday in what is becoming one of the nastiest divorces in celebrity divorce history.
Christie’s eyes welled up as she spoke of her husband’s affair with an 18-year-old. Christie recalled HIS actions AFTER she found out of the affair.
She told the court, “He was sobbing and said he was driving erratically and that, ‘I’m going to drive into a tree’.
“I said, ‘Pull over. You need help.’ He said, ‘No, I’m going to kill myself.’ Then I spent the rest of the day trying to find a place he could go to get help.”
He needs more than just help. He needs his balls tied together and tucked between his legs, pulled up through his butt crack and super-glued to his back.
Cheating on Christie Brinkley? What a FREAK! That’s like JUST reading the last chapter of a book to find out the ending instead of reading the entire book…Something you just DON’T do!
More on this trial to come…
