I’m extremely saddened to hear the following news. Guy Ritchie and Madonna have come to an agreement on the divorce settlement. Yes, already. WTF. And get this…Madge is keeping every pretty little penny that she has earned. Guy doesn’t get one cent from Madge…because…he doesn’t want any of it. Is this Guy nuts? He EARNED that ching!

Well, well, well…I’m sure Madge is about ready to stretch, kick, hike up her granny panties and jump right into bed with A-Rod now that she got her way.

A source told the Daily Mail, “It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children. Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same.”

A custody agreement has rumored to be reached as well, with both boys David Banda and Rocco Ritchie splitting their time between the UK (with Guy) and New York the United States (with Madge).

A second source said, “Ritchie could have taken her to the cleaners. He is a very honorable man to have walked away.”

Uhhh, ya think?

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Renee Zellweger is back in business on the set of the film “My Own Love Song”, along with co-star Forest Whitaker. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen a decent film from Renee Nay that doesn’t include my least favorite male actor, Hugh Grant. So, this new film has definitely caught my eye, (despite the horrible camel toe-sis shot).

Renee plays Jane, a wheelchair bound singer, who befriends Joey (Mr. Whitaker). The filming is taking place in Kansas and New Orleans. While Renee is set to sing on her new film, her ex-hubby Kenny Chesney has admitted that his new album titled “Lucky Old Son” will include about four or five songs about his one hot minute marriage to Renée.

Kenny told Newsweek, “It’s a pretty emotional record for me, a very honest record. There are some songs on this record that needed to be written.”

When asked how Renee Nay may react to the tunes he said, “I have no idea, I don’t know. It’s unpredictable.”

Chesney revealed he still speaks to Renee ‘every now and then’ but that ‘ the breakup itself was horrible’ and not easily overcome.

Do I sense still a little bit of love left for Nay Nay or is Kenny feeling bitter?

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I’m not quite sure what J. Love is trying to prove. Sure she may have lost a few pounds, but she’s still mouse-licious.

Anyfug, we all know J. Hewitt LOVES the media attention and was happy to pose for the cameras on the set of her TV show Ghost Whisperer in Los Angeles.

Even though she is fuglier than fug can get, I give her props for being able to keep a job. That’s not something all washed-up celebs can do!

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Excuse me…ummm…Tori? Let me be frank with you. You’ve got a little somethin’ wrong with your chest there…You may not be returning to 90210, but you NEED to return to your plastic surgeon and get that implant fixed, girl!

Blech. Your chest is sinking deeper and deeper and faster than the Titanic did in 1912. Either get that shiznit fixed or stay outta public. It’s nasty. It’s wrong. And, it’s sickening. Tori, you’ve got the bucks. Get the shizzz fixed! Pretty please?

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Sticks and stones may break her bones, but fat jokes will not hurt her…anymore. J. Love Twitt finally said enough is enough and ditched the cake, cookies, pie, ice cream, angel food cake, chips, pop, Kit Kat bars and opted for some time on the treadmill. It’s about freakin’ time! (We kid.)

It apparently worked because J. Love lost just 18 pounds in 10 weeks. There’s nothing like being an annoyingly ugly AND fat mediocre celebrity. At least J. Love can ditch the latter label.

If you are extremely bored, you can pick up the latest US Weekly to see how long J. Love had to starve herself in order to lose the weight she lost. WE know you are ALL dying to know, just like we are. Errrr…

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Alvin, Simon, Theodore, and…Madonna? Odd name for a chipmunk, I know, right? But, Madonna sure has the look down!

Madonna was spotted out and about NYC once again leaving a Kabbalah center. (First photo, NOT the second one.) Girlfriend looked a tad stressed (hmmm, wonder why?) or either that she has QUITE a few acorns packed and tucked up in her upper cheeks.

Winter is approaching, but not for at least another three to four months from now. Unless…Madonna is planning to go into hibernation a tad bit earlier this year? Hmmm…

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Michael Jackson’s plastic surgery lovin’ sister, LaToya, celebrated her 39484th birthday last night at Prive in Vegas. (She really turned 52.) She definitely is a Michael Jackson wanna-be, isn’t she? Plastically Fabulous.

Can you guess her birthday buddy there in the pic? Click for the answer and for more fug, er…fabulous photos from LaToya’s partay in Sin City.

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Rob Patterson must be a smooth talker because after rumors of a broken engagement, Carmen Electra and Robby were two little cuddle bugs up at The Pool in Atlantic City, New Jersey last night. Could a recent tryst have been over finances?

In any case, Carmen has convinced her soon-to-be hubby to sign a pre-nup because it is obvious girlfriend has wayyy more money than this guy. I mean, come on, let’s face it those stripper workout videos are selling like crazy AND once Carmen debuts that stripper pole line, she’s really going to be rollin’ in the bucks.

Good to hear that “breakup” was only a rumor.  We can now sleep easy.

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Hilary Swank debuted her new hair cut and color at the Joyful Heart Foundation Gala in NYC.

What do you think of Hil’s new do’?

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Or Love-to-hate the Lohans, more like it!

Be prepared. It’s just starting now. Dina and Ali Lohan are going to be everywhere infecting your television with their lack of talent and fugliness. The mother-daughter duo are on a huge publicity tour promoting their new reality show that starts in less than a week.

They were at Good Morning America this morning and will be everywhere the next couple days. So, either turn off the tube or set your DVR.

As for her motives for doing the reality show, Dina said, “I did this to defuse the rumors about my family. The media has just been so horrific to us over the past two years. I just want to get the message across that we are a normal family.”

Yeah, mmmhmmm.  And, we ALMOST believe that.  By the way, we’ve been getting a ton of emails regarding Ali’s age.  No, she is NOT 30.

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