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Heather Mills Is In Deep Doo Doo.

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

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Ever since money hungry Heather Mills received her big payday for being married to Paul McCartney, she has been throwin’ her millions around like its her frickin’ job.

In fact, Heather must have been so excited to put in a million-dollar swimming pool that she “forgot” to ask permission to build the 40ft x 22ft pool.

When planners from Rother District Council stopped by for a follow-up visit to make sure she had taken down a marquee that she was in violation of earlier this year…they discovered the huge, luxurious pool that they ultimately found that Mills DIDN’T receive permission to build THAT either.

Either bitch doesn’t care or oops-she-forgot. Considering she broke the rules earlier this year and was warned, I’m thinking girlfriend believes she is ABOVE the law. Grrrr….

Mills has since filed an appeal stating that the pool could be used to help douse house fires in the area. She should have added that she would suit up and fight the fires herself with the water from her pool. That would have been more considerate.

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Heather Mills Loves America.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

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Damn. WHYYYYY? WHYYYYYYYYY? We sure as hell don’t want peg leg living here…permanently. It seems as if the British don’t want Heather Mills residing in Heather’s native England either and quite frankly, I don’t blame ‘em! However it seems we Americans are stuck with Miss Golddigger…for now.

Heather told a source, “It’s just so positive” (living in America), she said. ‘When I did Dancing with the Stars, it was just so amazing. I love England and I always will. But you know, it seems like I can really get a lot done in America on the causes I really care about.” (And not get ragged on as much.)

Even though Heather and little Beatrice (her daughter with Paul McCartney) are based in America, they still have kept their residence in East Sussex. You know, just in case she accidentally trips over her heels in the middle of Times Square, tragically breaking her “good” leg giving her no other choice but to haul ass back to England to get a new peg leg and forever remain a recluse in England because nobody there wants to see her nasty plastic face with dollar signs in her eyes ever again.

Despite claims that Heather has spent her millions on plastic surgery and other frivolous activities, Heather defends that she has spent her divorce settlement on charitable events and other worthy “projects”. “I’m in a really good place at the moment. I’m really at peace.”

Shoot, I’d be at peace too if I knew I had millions of dollars to do whatever the hell I pleased. Heather Mills is the definition of the perfect gold digger…I’ll give her a high five for that!

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Heather Mills Busts Out Of Heathrow Airport.

Friday, September 19th, 2008

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Miss Money Bags Heather Mills put her ta-tas on display at Heathrow airport, giving us all reason to talk. Has the lady-with-the-dollar-signs-in-her-eyes undergone plastic surgery giving her goods a bit of a lift or is she wearing the Wonderbra?

Whatever the case may be, the bitch is smiling that evil smile and quite frankly, it’s scaring me. Rumor has it, Heather is on her way to NYC to make a million dollar donation to a charity in the Bronx which helps disadvantaged children.

Quite interesting, considering just yesterday that it was revealed that peg leg is suing her former publicist Michele Elyzabeth for BIG BUCKS for breach of confidence and falsehood over newspaper allegations about the former model’s failed marriage to Sir Paul.

Perhaps she was feeling a tad guilty?

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Poor Poor Heather Mills!

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

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NOT! All I know is this bitch is freakin’ nuts. Now that she has all the money she could possibly want after splitting from former Beatle Paul McCartney, Heather Mills has dollar signs in her eyes once again. In fact, I’m not quite sure the money signs in her eyes have even really left.

After enduring a “painful” divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather is planning on diving her snooty nose into penning a book. Yes, another one.

A source close to Miss Mills said: ‘Heather has written the treatment for a novel about a model and campaigner who marries the most famous rock star in the world.

‘She will be marketing the book as a work of fiction. But it doesn’t take a genius to realize what is really behind this book - the thing which infuriated her the most about the divorce was that she was gagged from ever telling her side of the marriage.

‘This is her way of getting the information out there. ‘It chronicles all the model’s trials and tribulations with the rock legend.

‘It’s a rags-to-riches tale taking in her tough childhood, how she struggled to make it as a model and then how this famous rock star met her at an awards ceremony and how they fell in love.

‘She has incorporated all sorts of other characters.

‘There is a hard-nosed professional woman who is part of the rock star’s team who sides against the model and tries to make her life difficult - that will inevitably be seen to be Paul’s divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton.

‘The rock star’s first wife had passed away and his children can never get over that fact, so they gang up against the model, who they see as money grabbing and an opportunist.

‘Those characters will inevitably seen to be based on McCartney’s children Stella, Mary and James.

‘The pair start rowing and the fights often end violently. The rock star is painted as a deeply flawed character whose mind has been warped by years of being treated like a god.

‘He finds solace in drinking and smoking cannabis which gives him mood swings.’

Ummmmm. Alrighty, then. I’d rather swim in a pool full of leeches than read what this chick has to say. Ok, maybe I wouldn’t go that far…but I wouldn’t read it! Would you?

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Heather Mills Left To Sit And Spin Herself!

Friday, July 25th, 2008

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Oh what a tangled web! Heather Mills is slowly losing her circle of peeps. First Paul kicked her to the curb. Now after FOUR years, Heather has lost her “spinner”. Heather’s publicist Michele Elyzabeth has said enough is enough! Funny how it took ma-belle Michele FOUR years to realize Heather Mills was a freakin’ nut job! Now, if that isn’t DENIAL, I don’t know what is!

Best of luck in finding a NEW publicist, Heather!

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From One Farm Animal To The Next.

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

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Heather Mills hosted the 2008 Farm Animal Sanctuary Gala last night at Cipriani Wall Street in New York, while Melissa Rivers emceed the event.  Now there are TWO perfect individuals to lead a farm animal event!

Farm Sanctuary works to end cruelty to farm animals and promotes compassionate living through rescue, education and advocacy.

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