This has been a humiliating time in Ed McMahon’s life. The poor old man is facing foreclosure on his million-dollar home and we ALL know about it. Public Humiliation.

But, leave it to ONE man…one BRAVE BRAVE man and his hair piece to save the day. Donald Trump is said to be reaching out to Ed McMahon, offering to save Eddie from losing his home. Gawd forbid Eddie end up in a middle class neighborhood or even worse in a pop up trailer on a beach next to Matthew McConaughey-hey.

“I don’t know the man, but I grew up watching him on TV,” Trump told the Los Angeles Times in a report published on Friday. “I’d watch him every night. How could this happen?”

Well, Donald that is what happens when you don’t have a job. No job, no money.

Trump’s plan is to buy the home from the lender and lease it back to McMahon, the Times said. Wow, the possibilities are endless for a man and his hair piece.

Inside the mind of Earl Simmons:

Hi. My name is Earl. They called me DMX when I was cool. But, the coppers know me as Earl. In fact, the coppers know me real well. Guess what? I got arrested. Again. This is the 456809480507078th time. I’m a loser. I like Doritoes. No, I’m not a loser because I like Doritoes. I’m a loser ‘cuz I think it’s cool to get in trouble with the law. A bag of Doritoes is my munchy of choice. I’m dumb. Real dumb. Don’t know why I got arrested, but I did.

Well, Earl…he’s got some freakin’ problems!

According to reports, Earl was taken into custody outside a Wal-Mart store in north Miami Beach on a warrant issued by a Maricopa County Superior Court commissioner.

I’m guessing he got busted on a “munchy run”.

The 37-year-old, who has a home outside Phoenix, failed to appear on Tuesday for a pretrial conference on charges relating to marijuana and drug paraphernalia possession, one of several legal battles he faces in Arizona.

Take the keys and lock him up!

He may have the number one movie on his resume, but Christian Bale has even more reason to celebrate. Remember the dispute involving his own flesh and blood? Well…

Tonight the Crown Prosecution Service announced Christian will face no further action over the allegations.

A CPS spokesman said: ‘We can today confirm that we have advised the Metropolitan Police Service that the actor Christian Bale should not face any charges following an incident which occurred in relation to his mother and sister at the Dorchester hotel on 21 July this year.

Off the hook. Apparently there was not enough evidence to charge Bale with any sort of disciplinary action. This whole ordeal seemed to be very convenient for his mama and sister. JUST as The Dark Knight showed signs of doing well, mama and sister Bale track Christian down…hands out…looking for a little ching ching for some bling bling.

Just goes to show that money is the root of all evil! It makes people do crazy things!

The Queen of Publicity has just been sued for lack of publicity! Yeah, ummm, I can’t even know what to say about this. Remember that movie National Lampoon’s Pledge This? Yeah, me neither. But, really…the point is Paris got paid $1 million to star in the movie. The movie made $1.5 million. Then, tally in production…and marketing. And, beer for the crew. You do the math.

According to a source, Paris didn’t come through after being paid $1 million to star in and promote the 2006 comedy. Per the lawsuit filed today in U.S. District Court in Miami, Hilton—who was also listed as an executive producer—owes $75,000 in damages for failing to provide “reasonable promotion and publicity” for the movie.

They want her to pay $75,000. Um, that’s pocket change in Paris’s world. Another slap on the wrist for the Hilton ho!

and no, I am not using slang to let you all know how cool I think she is. In fact, I never thought she was cool. Maybe when she was 18 months old playing the role of Michelle Tanner on Full House was she even remotely cool. By, off the hook, I mean that she won.

Once again multi-millionaire Mary-Kate Olsen beats the law.

From the beginning Mary-Kate has kept her lips sealed about what she knew about Heath Ledger’s tragic death and she won’t be FORCED to open her mouth to speak as previously reported.

Federal sources told first the Daily News and now the Post that U.S. prosecutors have withdrawn their investigation into the death of actor Ledger, forcing the Drug Enforcement Administration to drop demands to interview Olsen.

Therefore, Mary-Kate is OFF the hook.

The DEA was trying to find the source of the drugs that killed Ledger; most were legally prescribed in El Paso, Texas, and Los Angeles, sources said.

So while everyone else connected with Heath and his death has been interviewed and cooperated…Mary-Kate Olsen was the only ONE to not cooperate and has insisted on immunity in return for talking to the feds. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what is! Fishy!

One fact is beyond doubt…the masseuse who found Ledger’s corpse for some reason decided to phone Olsen three times before she phoned the emergency services. So, my thought is why not ask the masseuse why she called Mary-Kate first?

What I do know is there are just a lot of unanswered questions. And, Mary-Kate Olsen is somewhere celebrating her win with drinks and pill-popping perhaps? Wait, Mary-Kate wouldn’t DO THAT!

Mini-Me has had enough. The sex tape that was released has opened up some nastiness about his relationship that he didn’t want divulge. However, his ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider is wanting to play dirty. And, Mini-Me is striking back!

According to reports, Mini-Me (aka Verne Troyer) alleges that Ranae terrorized him with such cruel acts as breaking into his locked bedroom and chucking him onto the floor. Troyer’s lawyer Ed Mcpherson said: “When you pick up a two-foot eight-inch human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.”

Ummm, ya think? I’m thinking this ordeal is only going to get nastier before it gets better.

Amy Winehouse sure isn’t showing any signs of slowing down on the party circuit. And, her devotion to her hubby seemed to have come to a halt as she was MIA at Blake’s BIG hearing today!

The big slime ball Blake received 27 months in the slammer…that would be two years plus three months for you peeps horrible at math. Geez that sure sucks to be him, that is for sure! (Even though he still has access to drugs and pen and paper, he’ll be higher than a kite declaring his love to his fellow female inmate.)

So, now I’m wondering…will Amy still sport the Blake barrette? Or, is their marriage doomed?

A bomb scare which led to a jail house lock down.

Lock down which led to solitary confinement.

Witness of a violent seizure.

Freezing cold and denied a blanket.

After those LONG 173 minutes in the slammer, I’m sure Khloe Kardashian will NEVER misbehave again!

The ugliest sister of the Kardashian clan was sentenced to 30 days in jail after she admitted violating her probation by failing to enroll in an alcohol education class and clean up roadside trash.

Today, Britney Spears showed up in what was her final day of court for her custody hearing vs. Kevin Federline.

It seems K-Fed came out on top, being awarded sole custody of the couple’s two sons and some extra ching!

A source close to the singer confirms she’ll (Britney) now pay Federline $20,000 a month in child support, an increase from $15,000.

Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, also demanded and received $250,000 for his work on the case, the source adds.

Britney will keep her two days a week visitation (with one overnight). IF all things go well, by the end of the year, she may have another overnight added to her visitation.

You KNOW K-Fed had a permanent grin on his face following this hearing. Kevin BE Livin’ Large Ya’ll! Let’s just hope those boys turn out okay.

Just a week after it started, it’s now over. The nasty divorce trial is a done deal between Christie Brinkley and her sex-addicted ex-husband David Cook.

According to reports, The former couple reached a settlement in the early hours of Thursday morning following intense negotiations. Thank gawd!

Details of the deal are expected to emerge today. Team Brinkley!

UPDATE: Christie was awarded all the property and the children, while David received $1 million in cash. Looks like Christie has got it made! Cook obviously didn’t want anymore aspects of his sexual life to erupt to the surface. As if ENOUGH hasn’t already! Yikes.