It is probably safe to say that Donnie Wahlberg is probably the saddest kid on the block today. Either that, he’s relieved. But, probably still sad. After 9 years of marriage, Donnie is going to the big D and I don’t mean Dallas!

His soon-to-be-ex Kim filed for divorce and cited the famous “irreconcilable differences” according to court documents filed Aug. 13 with the Los Angeles Superior Court.

Kim is seeking custody of the couple’s two rug rats, Alexander, 15, and Elijah, 7.

As if Morgan Freeman doesn’t have ENOUGH to worry about…

Just days after getting into an accident, Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years are throwing in the towel. According to his business partner Bill Luckett, the couple have been separated since December 2007 ‘for legal and practical purposes’, so it doesn’t come as a huge surprise that DIVORCE was inevitable. But, WHY NOW right after a near-fatal crash?

Hmmm…I’m wondering if his female passenger Demaris Meyer had anything to do with this split? Meyer is said to be a “good” friend of Freeman. If we refer to being a “good” friend in a Chris Brown-Rihanna sense, we KNOW what this means! There’s some freaky-deaky-ness going on that we DON’T want to know about. Morgan Freeman is like Hollywood’s grandpa! Nothing like geriatric sexy time implanted in one’s mind.

After just THREE months, Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are a done deal. No more tennis lessons, no more Brady Bunch family shopping sprees…I’m sad.

A source told Us Weekly, “There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things,” a source close to the couple tells Us Weekly. “There is no hatred, just sadness.”

Translation: There WAS drama AND ugliness. So, what REALLY happened this weekend at the Livestrong Summit in Ohio?

Well, Salma Hayek got what she wanted. A beautiful baby. Sadly though, poor little baby’s mama and papa will not become one. Salma and Francois-Henri Pinault have called off their engagement.

However, it can be safe to say that little baby will be clothed in Gucci Fo’ Lyfe! (Pinault is is head of French company PPR, a holding company that specializes in retail shops and luxury brands like Gucci.)

Does that mean Salma gets to keep that big honkin’ rock on her finger?

Yet ANOTHER split today in the semi-celebrity world. Z-lister Ashley Parker Angel has broken off his engagement with his baby mama Tiffany Lynn. Sad, sad, sad. Many of you are thinking WHO the heck are these people and WHO CARES, right? Well, let me ring your bell…

Ashley Parker Angel…boy band? O-Town? (Come ON…All Or Nothing? Liquid Dreams? Only one of the CHEESIEST BOY BAND videos EVER!)

Anyways…back on track…A split in the Z-List world of celebs.

Ashley is starring in the hit musical “Hairspray” on Broadway. Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane makes her debut tomorrow night in the SAME musical. Saucy. Hey, we’re JUST sayin’.

Just for S and G’s…Check out the “Liquid Dreams” video here:

Ladies, you can breathe a sigh of relief. Rumor has it that Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr and hottie Orlando Bloom are a done deal. This comes as news after Miranda was seen canoodling with her ex-beau Brandon Davis. Talk about a DOWNGRADE! From Orlando Bloom to BRANDON Davis. Yikes.

According to a source, Miranda and Greasy Davis were seen ‘making out’ during a night out at 1Oak before taking their public display of affection to Beatrice Inn. The onlooker said: ‘They didn’t seem to care who saw.’

While a spokesperson for Miranda denied the break-up, she was allegedly overheard telling Brandon about the breakup.

How DOES HE (see pic below) get a girl like Miranda?

Talk about an unsolved mystery. Oh, well. The good news is Orlando is back on the market!

After five years, comedians Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have decided to throw in the towel. If Jimmy and Sarah CAN’T make it in the celebrity relationship world, who can?

I was crushed when I heard the news. I blame Matt Damon.

In Memory of Jimmy and Sarah’s five years together, breakout the Kleenex, the Haagen Daaz ice cream and enjoy the following, courtesy of Swag Dog:

Our thoughts and prayers are with you both. And Matt Damon…you’ll get yours!!!!!!

Anthony Kiedis and his girlfriend of 3 years have called it quits. Heather Christie, 22, must not find Anthony’s sock-wearing antics amusing anymore. Christie told a source, “Anthony is a great dad and I will love him forever for giving me the gift of life. I really hope he finds what he’s looking for.”

A nine-month-year-old son Everly Bear was created by the now exes…I am sure Christie will be sitting pretty once those child support checks start rollin’ in.

Anthony Kiedis is 45 years old and NOW single. Play on playa! Bring on the “Rock Of Love”…Anthony Kiedis style!

Yet another breakup in the land of celebrity relationships. Kate Moss has broken up with her rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince and has thrown his stuff out of her London home. Get out and stay out, fool!

According to a source, “Kate was expected to watch The Kills play in Kent that evening but she gave it a miss to watch the show High School Musical instead. Her friends had to virtually drag her there kicking and screaming as she was so upset.

Since then, Kate and Jamie haven’t spoken. But he’s telling friends that it’s not a permanent split – it’s simply that he’s in the doghouse.”

The cause of the breakup? A rumored groupie of The Kills hanging on her man. However, I’m not so sure I believe that. That sounds like a “safe” excuse if I ever heard one. Rockers…groupies…mmmhmmm.

I’m thinking Kate has seen the video Babyshambles front man Pete Doperty posted on YouTubefor her. You KNOW today is a good day for Pete.

Will there be a reconciliation?

Drew Barrymore is now a single woman…again. After another long relationship, she just can’t seem to find the “one” to keep around. Justin Long is apparently history.

Despite a split, reps for the ex-couple state that the two remain close friends. mmmhmmm.

Seems to me they have a movie coming out soon as well. Yep, He’s Just Not Into You, comes out early next year.

Convenient, right?!