Archive for the ‘Splitsville’ Category

Jimmy Kimmel And Sarah Silverman Will Not Marry.

Monday, July 14th, 2008

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After five years, comedians Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have decided to throw in the towel. If Jimmy and Sarah CAN’T make it in the celebrity relationship world, who can?

I was crushed when I heard the news. I blame Matt Damon.

In Memory of Jimmy and Sarah’s five years together, breakout the Kleenex, the Haagen Daaz ice cream and enjoy the following, courtesy of Swag Dog:

Our thoughts and prayers are with you both. And Matt Damon…you’ll get yours!!!!!!

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Chili Pepper Is Too Hot For Heather Christie.

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

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Anthony Kiedis and his girlfriend of 3 years have called it quits. Heather Christie, 22, must not find Anthony’s sock-wearing antics amusing anymore. Christie told a source, “Anthony is a great dad and I will love him forever for giving me the gift of life. I really hope he finds what he’s looking for.”

A nine-month-year-old son Everly Bear was created by the now exes…I am sure Christie will be sitting pretty once those child support checks start rollin’ in.

Anthony Kiedis is 45 years old and NOW single. Play on playa! Bring on the “Rock Of Love”…Anthony Kiedis style!

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Kate Moss Kicks Hince To The Curb.

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

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Yet another breakup in the land of celebrity relationships. Kate Moss has broken up with her rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince and has thrown his stuff out of her London home. Get out and stay out, fool!

According to a source, “Kate was expected to watch The Kills play in Kent that evening but she gave it a miss to watch the show High School Musical instead. Her friends had to virtually drag her there kicking and screaming as she was so upset.

Since then, Kate and Jamie haven’t spoken. But he’s telling friends that it’s not a permanent split – it’s simply that he’s in the doghouse.”

The cause of the breakup? A rumored groupie of The Kills hanging on her man. However, I’m not so sure I believe that. That sounds like a “safe” excuse if I ever heard one. Rockers…groupies…mmmhmmm.

I’m thinking Kate has seen the video Babyshambles front man Pete Doperty posted on YouTubefor her. You KNOW today is a good day for Pete.

Will there be a reconciliation?

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Drew Says So Long To Justin!

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

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Drew Barrymore is now a single woman…again. After another long relationship, she just can’t seem to find the “one” to keep around. Justin Long is apparently history.

Despite a split, reps for the ex-couple state that the two remain close friends. mmmhmmm.

Seems to me they have a movie coming out soon as well. Yep, He’s Just Not Into You, comes out early next year.

Convenient, right?!

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A-Rod And Wife Throw In The Towel.

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

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It’s only been three months since New York Yankee’s Alex Rodriguez and his wife Cynthia gave birth to their second daughter. However, due to A-Rod’s rumored extramarital affairs, Cynthia is kicking A-Rod to the curb! Girlfriend is PISSED!

Rumors have been swirling of an A-Rod-Madonna affair, however, Madonna has fierce-fully denied these claims.

My question is…WHO is going to publicly ADMIT they are knocking boots and having an affair? Really…

I’m just sayin’…

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Madonna And Guy Put On A Show.

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

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Madonna is not that great of an actress as we already know. (Swept Away was like wearing socks with open-toed sandals…ONE HOT MESS!) Couldn’t they at least LOOK like they are still in love with each other?

Madonna and Guy both deny, deny, and deny some more that their marriage is at an end. In a rumored last attempt effort to save their marriage, Guy Ritchie flew out to NYC to join Madonna. And, from the looks of it, they left NYC TOGETHER.

According to a source, the couple is trying to overcome their differences for the sake of the children and talk of divorce is premature.

‘The main issue is what Madonna sees at the complete lack of support Guy has shown for her in all her recent projects,’ the source said. This has been an ongoing argument but came to a head over the adoption.

This is so so sad. I’d love to be a fly in the wall in that household. Gotta feel bad for those kiddies!

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The Big D And I Don’t Mean Dallas.

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

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Fake smiles. Forced affection. Depressing ensembles. Madonna and Guy Ritchie aren’t what we thought they were. Well, WE actually didn’t think they would last.

Good grief, their relationship seems SO fake and ridiculously uncomfortable. It was only a matter of time before Madonna got bored.

I mean geez, everytime they are together they are wearing dark, morbid colors…it’s almost like they are mourning their marriage. And as of late, there have been no pictures of them together where they TRULY seemed happy to be with each other.

According to a source, “They tried to put on a show of ‘togetherness’ at Cannes Film Festival last month, but photos showed them looking pained and distracted.

Madge has previously said in an MTV documentary that she “got married for all the wrong reasons”.

She added: “My husband did not turn out to be everything I imagined him to be.. I wanted to end everything.”

A friend of the couple told a newspaper that the two “live like brother and sister rather than husband and wife, and thought it best to call it a day”.

So, who will get the kids, Rocco and adopted David? And, will Madonna break up Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel? Hmmm…the suspense is killing me. I honestly thought it was over after the release of “Swept Away”. That movie RUINED Madonna’s acting career.

RIP Madge and Guy Ritchie’s marriage.

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George Clooney Dumps Girlfriend.

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

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Well, Ladies, Georgie Pordgie Clooney is back on the market! HOLLA! George kicked Sarah Larson out of his mansion.

According to a source, “George is relieved to be single again,” an unidentified source told In Touch. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

Well a year of dating is nothing, but not too bad for Mr. Clooney. I am guessing Sarah tried putting a spell on George and then proceeded to ask for a joint bank account and Clooney said, hell no hoe! You’ve GOTZ to Go! George may be old, but he is wise.

Play on Playa!

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Cindy Margolis Is Sexy And Single!

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

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Cindy Margolis and Gary Starkman, her husband of 9 years have called it a day. Shoot, I had forgotten about this chick! Marriage must have put this beotch into hiding.

TODAY, Cindy released the following statement, “The end of any marriage is very sad. However, I feel blessed that Guy and I remain very close, we are truly the best of friends and the most devoted parents.”

She and Gary have three children, 5-year-old Nicholas and 2-year-old twins Sabrina and Sierra.

So, what does Cindy do to celebrate her newfound freedom? Well, pose for Playboy of course! Cindy will grace the cover titled, “Cindy Margolis Is Sexy And Single!” Errr…ummm…okay.  Gotta do what you can to make that money to support those babies, I guess.

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Kate and Owen Split…Again.

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

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But, this time it is for good. So much for an engagement. So much for a rekindling. But, get this…Rumor has it that Kate has already moved on with spandex-wearing Lance Armstrong. Wow, Kate doesn’t waste any time!

So, we all know Kate will be okay…she’s got men on the back burner…simmering. And, well she IS the most beautiful person this year according to People magazine, so she FOR SURE won’t have trouble getting dates.

But, I really wonder how Owen is holding up since he’s just been burned. Poor guy.  Maybe Sheryl Crow needs to find Owen a woman as she seems to be the matchmaker of the year so far…hooking up John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston.

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