Hulk Hogan made his mark at Mansion night club in Miami by jumping onstage in a saucy little number. The reality show star dressed up hoping to revamp his career as an entertainer and to celebrate his daughter’s debut of her OWN reality show, “Brooke Knows Best”. Hulk rubbed up against fellow stage hoochies all-girl back up band The Knockouts. There was a lot of gyrating, horrible singing, and booty shakin’.

OH, wait a second. That’s not Hulk. That’s BROOKE Hogan.

My bad. Same difference, right?

Despite hanging out together the past few months, Bathalzar Getty and Sienna Miller have DENIED any sort of relationship. Hmmm. From the looks of this pic, these two seem to be surely enjoying each other’s company.

Getty is in fact a married man and has four children. What a sicko! The two were recently spotted with their ta-tas hanging out and lips locked on the Amalfi Coast in Italy. BUT, no romance here folks. They are friends like Rihanna and Chris Brown are.

The real question here is who has bigger ta-tas? Sienna or Bathalzar? Click after the jump to see the uncensored pic and to make your decision.
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Wowsers! Pam Anderson shows she still has those trashy stripper moves that Tommy Lee fell in love with (and that we love to make fun of). Pammi shows a little bit of cellulite and some knarly looking toes in a splits-move on Australian television. Pam Anderson shows off some skin donning a halter minidress. How classy is this lady, people?

One thing I can’t take my eyes off of are her feet. Fish-tah! Girlfriend needs to get some toe implants or something. Are those real? Yikes! I know feet aren’t supposed to be beautiful, but when you are Pam Anderson, you’d think she’d want to fix those too.

It was Pam Anderson’s 41st birthday and the beotch went all out. Any reason to get sloppy drunk and act like a total whore is Pammi’s idea of fun! She got a tattoo…made out with her birthday cake…and made out with a douche bag magician named Criss Angel…whom you know later she doinked. Things never change.

My only thought here is, where the hell is Tommy Lee? I thought these two moved in together? Well, if Tommy didn’t about this then, he sure as hell knows now!

And, ironically Pammi calls Jessica Simpson a whore!

Hey, only calling ‘em as I see ‘em!

See more trashy birthday pics after the jump.
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Just when you think the Amy Winehouse drama couldn’t get any juicier, well sad to say it, but…it does.

We all know Amy has been more than a whack job the past couple of weeks…wearing that crazy Blake barrette and professing her undenying love for this douche-bag husband of hers, Blake Fielder-Civil. And, you must not forget Amy punching a fan at Glastonbury. This beotch is more whacked than Naomi Campbell and Britney Spears put together!

While we know Amy has been no angel in her marriage, allegedly having two affairs while Blake has been incarcerated, Blake has slapped her infidelity in her face by…well…BASICALLY doing the same thing! IN JAIL!!!! You’d think being locked up in a jail cell would keep you out of trouble. Apparently NOT!

Blake has been writing sexually charged love letters to a female inmate.

According to a source, The letters detail what he’d like to do to her in the bedroom when he is released, with graphic images of sordid sexual fantasies including hints of a threesome with Amy.

You know this is not going to sit well with Amy, furthering her into a deeper depression. These two are just two individuals that should NOT be together. Period.

Want to read the letters “Blakey” wrote to the female inmate? You can read them for yourself….after the jump. Enjoy! They are JUICY!
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Too bad, too sad for Tila Tequila! That’s what you get for being a beotch and for thinking your shiz doesn’t stink! Getting dumped made for AWESOME television. Too bad it was scripted.

Following the finale on Tuesday, Tila posted this angry message on her Myspace page:
Can’t wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy…..—- you. My —.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can’t deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.

Smile on my face, the loving embrace….but instead I’ll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming….I let you touch me….now that it’s over —–….You better start running.
Pent up inside….telling these lies….this has gone too far…..the world will soon die.

If you missed it, here’s how it all went down:

You KNOW Season 3 is on its way!
Check out more pics from the Finale viewing party after the jump.
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Well we all know Lindsay Lohan has had her fair share of hardcore partying days. And who knows how many guys she’s actually been with, but, I can imagine that girlfriend has been with more guys than she can count on her fingers.

Apparently Landon Brown is bragging about a secret tryst he had with LiLo.

Landon told a source that he secretly dated LiLo after she seduced him in a nightclub bathroom.

The star of MTV reality show Rock the Cradle reveals, “Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together.”

Umm, basically doinked genitalia is what he’s trying to say here.

“I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

How come this doesn’t surprise me? The sad part of this is, is LiLo probably doesn’t even remember this.

He reveals the pair dated briefly (translation: doinked genitalia on numerous occasions) before splitting - and he is keen for a reunion: “It didn’t end badly, but it did end weird. I’m actually trying to get back in touch with her - really soon.” (translation: BOOTY CALL!)

Good luck with that Landon. I doubt Samantha Ronson will allow that to happen!

All Night…And Party Every Day!

We thought for sure Lily Allen wouldn’t have made it out of bed today, but when it comes to a party, she is unstoppable!  Nothing a shot of tequila and a few Advil won’t fix!

Lily Allen looked a little rough upon entrance of the Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview Party in London today.  But, she made it!  THAT is the dedication!

Now, where is the liquor?

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TRASHY!

Here’s Lily Allen being carried out by a bodyguard AFTER the Glamour “Women of the Year” awards.  Hold on tight to that award Lily!  Someone might steal it!

What a HOT Mess! Surprised?

Nah, not really.

We all know the Hogan family is going through a lot right now…well, actually that’d be an understatement.

Out of all honesty, I really feel sorry for Brooke. Everyone else in that family needs some major help. I hope to gawd Brooke is getting herself some therapy ‘cuz I have a feeling this isn’t the end of the Hogan drama.

For those of you who have been living life as a hermit, let me fill you in. Let’s see there was the horrible accident that left Nick’s best friend in a coma. Nick had been drinking and driving and now the idiot is in jail for nearly killing his pal. Scandalous and SAD.

Meanwhile, Hulk had been cheating on Linda with a friend of Brooke’s! Disgusting and nasty. Yikes! So, now there is an ugly divorce between Hulk and Linda that is tearing the whole family apart.

So, Brooke is dealing with her bro being in jail AND her father cheating on her mother with one of her friends. On top of that she has a failed music career and a wardrobe that needs a major overhaul. What more could go wrong, right?

Oh peeps, it DOES get even juicier.

Now it looks like crazy Linda is stepping out into the spotlight with a boy her SON’S age who just happens to be their LAWN boy!  The two were spotted ALL over each other at the opening of Palms Place in Las Vegas last night.  Could it be that she is showing Hulk that she can get a youngen’ too?

In any case, this drama is just as entertaining as a Britney Spears saga!

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