She’s been a booze hound since she popped outta her mother’s womb. However, last night 42-year-old Sadie Frost was put to the test…the AMY WINEHOUSE test. After spending just THREE hours at the singer’s home, Sadie Frost and her on-off boyfriend Kristian Marr stumbled out of Amy’s apartment, red-eyed and bushy-tailed.

A source said: ‘The zip of her dress wasn’t done up properly and her jacket was tucked into the back of it. She was in a real state.

‘Oddly, she left clutching a box full of junk, which had “all make-up/skin care bits” written on the top.’

Sadie OBVIOUSLY had some problems with her dress.

And peeps…This is what happens when you hang with Amy Winehouse for the night. You end up blitzed out of your mind, wearing a pair of dirty ballerina flats, and carrying a box of junk home with you.

Sadie Frost definitely keeps it classy.

Pa-Pow! Don’t say anything to tick Lily Allen…she’ll give you the ole’ one-two-pow!

Monday night Lily had a few too many drinks in London and apparently after being heckled by a passer-by, Lily attempted to give the girl a knuckle sandwich. But, it seems she failed to connect her fist to the girl’s body at all. BOO YAH!

Lily’s target didn’t seem too “hurt” by Lily’s actions or words either and proceeded to laugh it off. I’m sure that pissed Lily off even more!

What good role models they have over in the UK! Hopefully this victim is smart enough to press charges on Lily!

ScarJo and her fiance Ryan Reynolds spent some nauseating lovey-dovey time in Malibu which included a little big of hog-riding, shopping, and smooching time….

Scarlett may have the best cho-chas in Hollywood, but that doesn’t mean she makes the best decisions! Oh no, sirrie my lovelies! We all know her debut album FLOPPED hardcore and it wasn’t due to her poor choice of artist to cover. “Anywhere I Lay My Head,” a collection of Tom Waits covers, debuted in May and SUCKED. BADLY.

Scarlett told a source, “It was fantastic to do that album. Not only live with that music that I love everyday, but I just worked with such wonderful musicians who are so talented.”

Ok, that is all fine and dandy, but…you can’t expect those “wonderful musicians” to carry you, my dear.

The REALLY bad news here is that Scarlett is attempting album NUMBER TWO. Yep. Not sure whose REAL idea that was. It was probably Ryan’s. He probably told her she really sounded GOOD! Pfft.

Let’s be honest here…perhaps sticking to something we are half ways decent at would be a better idea?

While the rest of Italy was either sleeping or keeping themselves occupied with other things, one lone fan spotted Mr. George Clooney on his motorcycle. And, well she sure made it known, going into near hysterics upon seeing the silver fox on his hog. Despite being used to mobs of fans surrounding him at shopping centers and movie premieres, George found this one fan rather amusing.

The woman chased George on his motorcycle, but didn’t last too long as she nearly lost her breath from all the excitement!

Talk about hilarious! What is George doing in Italy? According to a source, Clooney is currently touring the Mediterranean on his luxury yacht, and has stopped off in St Tropez and Eze in the south of France, as well as Sardinia and the Tuscan coast of Italy. Just another day in the life of our beloved Georgie.

It’s like “Groundhog Day” with Bill Murray, only it’s Katie Holmes.

Here’s Katie on her way to her Broadway rehearsal for “All My Sons” with what looks to be the same pants…same daunting depressing look on her face…and once again, the “fold and roll”.

Ok, so it’s been three days since she debuted her new cut, her baggy pants and her love for the “fold and roll”…but if TOMORROW she dons the SAME look, I’m calling the FASHION police. No millionaire mama should wear the SAME pants FOUR days in a ROW…at least I HOPE they aren’t the same exact pants. That would just be…

SAD. I will blame Tom for this!

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Who gets dressed up to go to a petting zoo? Christie Brinkley does, ya’ll. You just NEVER know when someone will be taking your picture. And, who cares really? Christie does what she wants. I mean, if I won a big divorce case like Christie did, I’d smile, be happy and visit petting zoos too!

Just like her role in the movie “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days”, Kate plays the part of “needy” girlfriend VERY well in her real life too! No wonder why she was cast for that role. She’s a pro! It just took her…well three months to turn off ex-beau Lance Armstrong.

According to a friend and associate of Armstrong, Kate turned Spandex pants Lance off with her neediness and her coming on ”too strong, too fast” approach. Ya think? It seemed just after a month of dating, Kate had her son Ryder involved on date nights.

I love Kate as an actress, but sounds like this chick has got some self-esteem issues! I think Kate needs to just sit back and chillax with her son…forget about men…at least for her son’s sake.

I just hope to gawd Kate didn’t give Lance a love fern or call Lance’s ding dong “Princess Sophia”. (If you haven’t seen the movie, you wouldn’t get it.) How sad would that be?!

Buzz, buzz, buzz….like a bee! John Mayer got a new ‘do and debuted it at the Shoreline Amphitheater in California where he and Colbie Caillat put on a show.

It also looks like John has adopted Jennifer’s water and leaf lettuce diet as well. Johnny is looking especially bony and slim! Get the boy a cheeseburger for gawd’s sake! I hate to say it but…that Jen is a BAD influence on Mr. Mayer. They are just a couple of bony Bonnie’s knockin boots and sharin’ smooches.

FYI: Johnny, I do kind of like the buzz cut! It suits you.

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Oh what a tangled web! Heather Mills is slowly losing her circle of peeps. First Paul kicked her to the curb. Now after FOUR years, Heather has lost her “spinner”. Heather’s publicist Michele Elyzabeth has said enough is enough! Funny how it took ma-belle Michele FOUR years to realize Heather Mills was a freakin’ nut job! Now, if that isn’t DENIAL, I don’t know what is!

Best of luck in finding a NEW publicist, Heather!

Does somebody need to resuscitate Cristiano Ronaldo? Is he okay? The soccer metrosexual seems to be turning a deep shade of purple and I’m not quite sure if that is normal? I think a little less sun would do him some good.

Meanwhile, the controversy of Ronaldo’s request to play for Real Madrid is the center of sports news overseas. Does it really matter who he plays for? As long as we can see him shirtless and sweaty, we don’t really care! We don’t know a whole lot about soccer, but what we do know is Cristiano is ON FIAH!

But, that purple-ness HAS to go.