Katie yesterday in NYC, on her way to rehearsal…yadda yadda yadda. Blah blah blah.

Katie Holmes admits it. She’s never been glamorous, despite frequent appearances on the red carpet. And, she’s clumsy. One thing she forgot to mention is that her fashion sense sucks, especially now.

‘I can’t deny it. I am who I am,’ she says.

‘I’m not a smooth type of girl, I run into things, I trip, I spill food, I say stupid things, I really don’t have it all together.

‘But I’m working on it, I really am!’

Well, Kate, save yourself some ridicule. STOP with the fold-and-roll already. It isn’t cool. It never really was cool and NEVER will be cool. Perhaps if Justin Timberlake brought the fold-and-roll back it would’ve been cool. But, he didn’t. He brought sexy back. He didn’t have time for the bringing back of the fold-and-roll. And, he surely won’t bring it back now that you’ve already attempted. So, STOP! Puh-lease?

Kthanks.

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Jodie Foster walked the red carpet in Tokyo for the Nim’s Island premiere. I haven’t seen her dressed up in years, it seems. Or, I guess maybe I just didn’t pay much attention. Probably the latter.

Did she rock or ruin the red carpet with her presence?

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For many of you guys, she was your first crush. Many of you gals wanted to be her. Winnie Cooper. She was Kevin Arnold’s lady love on the 1980’s show “The Wonder Years”. Winnie Cooper was the cat’s meow!

So you may wonder…where is the doe-eyed girl who made Kevin Arnold’s blood pump in more ways than one?

Click after the jump to find out!

Winnie Cooper aka. Danica McKellar stepped away from acting to pursue…are you ready for this?

MATH!!!! That’s right! After a few guest spots on television and a brief recurring role on the West Wing, Danica McKellar said SCREW acting and headed to UCLA college to major in math. Danica is now an author of two…count ‘em TWO books relating to what she knows best…math:

“Math Doesn’t Suck: How to Survive Middle-School Math without Losing Your Mind or Breaking a Nail”

and her most recent, “Kiss My Math: Showing Pre-Algebra Who’s Boss”, released August 5th of 2008.
Both of her books have been named New York Times Best Sellers.

Winnie the math geek! Who knew?!

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She’s been a booze hound since she popped outta her mother’s womb. However, last night 42-year-old Sadie Frost was put to the test…the AMY WINEHOUSE test. After spending just THREE hours at the singer’s home, Sadie Frost and her on-off boyfriend Kristian Marr stumbled out of Amy’s apartment, red-eyed and bushy-tailed.

A source said: ‘The zip of her dress wasn’t done up properly and her jacket was tucked into the back of it. She was in a real state.

‘Oddly, she left clutching a box full of junk, which had “all make-up/skin care bits” written on the top.’

Sadie OBVIOUSLY had some problems with her dress.

And peeps…This is what happens when you hang with Amy Winehouse for the night. You end up blitzed out of your mind, wearing a pair of dirty ballerina flats, and carrying a box of junk home with you.

Sadie Frost definitely keeps it classy.

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Just two days after officially tying the knot, Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi step out to get some lunch. Ellen is busy taping her sixth season of “Ellen”, so there is no time for a honeymoon right now. Nope, no big honeymoon yet…they’ve got plenty of time for that! For now, takeout down the road from their Beverly Hills home will have to do.

And, from the looks of the huge smiles on their faces, they seem to be content just being married! Good for them!

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Still flaunting their scandalous affection to one another, Sienna gets ready to leave her married man and boyfriend Balthalzar Getty behind. (in Los Angeles) Oh, the turmoil! At least be a little more discreet. But, that’s NOT our girl Sienna. Oh, no! It’s all about flaunt it if you got it! And, she’s got him. Not legally…but in the sack…and that is all the matters!

It’s going to be a sad sad day when he dumps her ass too!

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Pa-Pow! Don’t say anything to tick Lily Allen…she’ll give you the ole’ one-two-pow!

Monday night Lily had a few too many drinks in London and apparently after being heckled by a passer-by, Lily attempted to give the girl a knuckle sandwich. But, it seems she failed to connect her fist to the girl’s body at all. BOO YAH!

Lily’s target didn’t seem too “hurt” by Lily’s actions or words either and proceeded to laugh it off. I’m sure that pissed Lily off even more!

What good role models they have over in the UK! Hopefully this victim is smart enough to press charges on Lily!

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Christina Applegate is among celebs like Kylie Minogue, Sheryl Crow, Olivia Newton John, Sopranos star Edie Falco, Anastacia and Lynn Redgrave to 100% BEAT the evil demon known as BREAST CANCER.

It is never an easy decision, but Christina told Good Morning America that she opted to permanently get rid of her ta-tas.

‘My decision, after looking at all the treatment plans that were possibilities for me, the only one that seemed the most logical and the one that was going to work for me was to have a bilateral mastectomy.

‘So basically I had a prophylactic double mastectomies.

‘I didn’t want to go back to the doctors every four months for testing and squishing and everything. I just wanted to kind of be rid of this whole thing for me.

And, despite her extreme positivity, Applegate goes on to say that it has been a very difficult situation that messed with her not only physically, but mentally as well.

She explained: ‘Sometimes, you know, I cry and sometimes I scream and I get really angry and I get really like, you know, into wallowing in self-pity sometimes.

‘And I think that’s - it’s all part of healing, and anyone who’s going through it out there, it’s OK to cry. It’s OK to fall on the ground and just scream if you want to.’

Breast cancer sucks, but it is inspiring to know that it can be beat! Stay Strong, Christina! You are one brave chica!

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Today in New York, Suri and Katie enjoyed time off spending a little bit of cha-ching. I am sure Bonpoint children’s store in the West Village were very happy to have Katie as their guest today!

Suri seemed a tad uninterested in the task at hand. She had dollies and toys to play with!

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No, your eyes are not deceiving you. You are seeing double Jonas. I would say, would the real Jo Bros please stand up…but it appears they all are standing up. So, will the real Jo Bros please NOT look constipated?

Well, ok, ok…the only one that looks like he is pinching a loaf is poor Nick (on the end)! Joe looks somewhat like Michael Jackson on plastic surgery number 105. And, Kevin looks somewhat like Rob Schneider.

Anywhos, the Madame Tussauds wax museum in Washington, D.C. debuted the waxed trio today and you can bet there were fans there up the ying yang just waiting to catch a glimpse of the REAL Jonas Brothers. Ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby!

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